BE SURE TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!! ----------------------------- *I'm tellin' you. I am Aweseome with a capital "A". I recently played Basketball, and I lost. Just kidding. I kicked ass because I am awesome. I owned the other people on the court. I am so awesome that if you were saying to your friend, "Oh man! That Russ Webster kid is so awesome!" that you would have to swear describe how awesome I am. It would probably go something like this...
*Hot Girl #1: Hey girl, whats up? *Hot Girl #2: Not much. Whats up with you? *Hot Girl #1: Same here. Hey, have you met any awesome people lately? *Hot GIrl #2: Yeah! I talked to Russ Webster the other day. Girl, I tell ya, he is totally fucking awesome and sweet! *Hot GIrl #1: Wow. Since I'm a hot girl, I think I'll go make out with him! *Hot Girl #2: Hey! I'm a hot girl too! Let's make out with him together! *Hot Girl #1: I bet he's hung like a horse! *Both: Yippee! Hooray! ----------------------------- *I would also like to recognize Rachel Smith for being the hottest girl on the PLANET... EVER! Rachel Smith... I SALUTE YOU! Snoogans! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a message to those of you who think that I was being serious when I made this website... I'M KIDDING! I'm not that big of a self-centered douche. Unless whoever is reading this really does think that I'm awesome, then I think you are equally awesome. Sincerely, "Webster"
I'd also like to give a shout-out to Adam Biegert because he might be dead... I'm not sure. So here's to you Biegert. May you always live in my heart... Unless you're alive...Then we need to chill. |