A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This
must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman
replies "No, I think I'll just wait for the police."

MORAL OF THE STORY BELOW:

Women are clever creatures.. Don't mess with them.