| ON A LIGHTER NOTE |
| Funny Text Messages |
| A doting father use to sing his little children to sleep until he over hears ther four year old telling the three year old, "If you pretend to be a sleep, he stops" When i open my eyes in the morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.........Why should only I Suffer! Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day. Woman: Go To Hell What did one maori cat say to the other maori cat? It's meee-oww. What does a maori cat look like? Like ewe...oww! |