Libra. Maybe they should change your number for this special month. The artist's artist. Happy Birthday! You can write yur won horoscope. I am getting sick of it frankly and would rather be working on becoming rabidly successful writing a 21st C Pilgrim's Progress or some such nonsense. First the good news: nothing lasts forever. Actually you have a chance to pursue romantic and creative dreams from now until almost2012 doomsday, as long as you are certain that they are deliciously obtainable rather than miserably illusory. You may reach out for for your beloved to wake up finding yourself propositioning a pillow. You could paint your glorious visions into the night and wake up to find you have painted not the town, but your own home red. But chase you likely will, until the men in the white suits come to take you on a vacation. Still you can't go too wrong with self-expression this month, and will be at your best expressing other peoples' selves, whih you can see so vividly. Heed past life dreams of being a board in a schoolyard fence, and be ready for sudden hospitalization over 24 hour mad fish syndrome. You will pull through though.
Scorpio, number 8. The Convial Assassin. Well maybe snickering is as convivial as you get, right snagglepuss? You should do all of your smickering in private, this month, whether it be in your plush bed or in a straight jacket. Just make sure it is ways from the public eye. Those who know you well could find it disconcerting to see you singing idealistic songs of peace, or handing out flowers ot passersby. They cannot understand that this is the side of you that is rarely if ever seen. You may not ant to admit it to yourself and so of course it could leak out in dreams. Whether you were a skilled diplomat, or a dithering people pleaser, just accept the lessons you learned then and move on. You know to be decisive and when to be so. It will be better next month. Fairness in judgement will always be yours in reserve. Hide under the covers and watch sappy sitcoms if you have to to wait til the clock turns novermber. You can still try your hand at creativity, or working hard to acheive goals, jsut do it in a iron lung in the closet.
Sagittarius, One of the last ones, The Prancing Pony. You an dgemini always seem to have similar problems. You are both worried about career, public image and home and security igh now, but your situation is the opposite. Your home is ann electric fence in the ocean and your career a cold unchanging cad. You need to transform these jokers into Dynamic Ultra Home Man and Stony Disciplined Career Lad. It will take another year or so, so don't get too impatient. Also whereas Gemini can't seem to trsut their subversive partner, you ARE that partner, unfortunately. Make sure that you are wiley without being evil and cunnning without being malevolanet ,and thank god that stupd piece of rock Pluto will be tossed into the next sign right around your birthday this year. If I could nuke Pluto and Neptune out of the sky I would but they would just turn into frozen framentary versions of theor former selves, occuoying every art of the sky at the same time. oh join arty groups, don't believe the swamp gas your relatives and neighbors are sending you, and beat your bed senseless while you sleep, but not if someone is there with you.
Capricorn, the Dapper Seagoat. Seagoat!!??!! None of my business I guess. Put on your charmy outfit and get out there and strut your phoney stuff! Your public are eating it like candy, in fact if you can coat yourself in chocalate, this would be the month to do it, if you want to get ahead , and of course you do. You can become the CEO (candycovered executive officeer) of CANDYALL ULT, and take over the whole planet by Neutron Candy bombs. Or you could pretend that you like art and buy big Qs of it and sell at at fantastic prices. Whterver you decide to do, say it with smarm and gooey success will surely be yours. Make sure that you have money and not just hot air to back your projects up and you will be able to use futuristic communication methods like channeling toothed whales to get your points across. Be practical yet semi rigid in your Vision of one world dominated by one fat oily capitalist with atrophies limbs.
Aquarius. Almost done! The Quippy Hippy. well maybe not. You are too smart to be reading trash like horoscopes anyway, aren't you? Your eye is stuck in the eyepiece at Mt. Palomar or something. Good for you, you can beat them away with your giant telescope when the unwashed masses assail your scientific palace looking for your stockpiled provisions. Let them eat snake. Now would be the best time for you to develop a philosophy of life, if you have not one already. Religion is just the neanderthal version of this as you well know. Be sure thatis it fair to others, and don't narrowly judge. Most people are just not as smart as you are, and your forgetfulness of this is one of your blind spots. Some call it naivete. You world view will be social because you are wired that way for some perverse reason. Don't join the yakuza no matter how tempting it seems. wise investment leads to crazy gains, pinched inverstment leads to sudden bankruptcy.
Picses, The Limit. Maybe you should change solar sytems this month to get a fresh perspective. Wait at least a year actually. The good news is that you have a good chance to advance in a higher understanding of things esp in the occult or dinosaurology. Your vision could be aetherized by feathery vainglory from past life as a peasant who dreamed he was court astronomer. Your intution is fuzzy now and will be for a few years, until Uranus and Saturn offer their support later on. Make sure your electric blanket is unplugged when you sleep, or your visiond could be literally electrifying. Avoid power struggel like the plague. Avoid the plague too. If you do have a pageant like dream of cornering the stock market, go for it. And invest in gold.