Gemini, "That was, like, other kids, Sir...." August 2007
Hello out there to .. all of you....you infinite parings you. While it occurs to me there could be a better time to get married than this year. Not you and I exacltly, but if you are rich, sexy,and fanatically devoted to me, drop me a line. Oh and female too, sorry. Not that there is ever any real need to resort to that. Just that you have well aspected Jupter in the 7th house at different junctures this year, including this month. Jupiter in good relation to Sun, Saturn, and Neptune.. (we'll ignore such untidyness as the Neptune -Saturn opposition-variety is the spit of life anyway) at least the partnership(s) can be an equator expanding mind ballooning avenue escape from that rusty old aspect which gives me a rash too.I was wondering if we should blast some of these annoying planets like Neptune and Saturn right out of the sky, so we could usher in a New Age of smug self-satisfaction. Nah, we would create a grarden of asteroids with a cumulative impact far more revolting then what we already have. Better leave worst enough alone.

But this was supposed to be a monthy forecast for you. It may be a month long when  I am finished. Do you ever get so excited you can hardly type? I need some candy to level off my blood sugar. There that's bigger. Actually the focus this month curtsy of the Sun, fiery globule of helium in the sky, beloved of Akhenaten, and pretty much every ancient egyptian. "Amun! " "NO, Aten!"... anyway that will be another time. You naturally take alot pride in your communication skills, and you should. You might feel like your loquaciousness has caught low self esteem right now, but that is not the purpose of the transit of Saturn  now. He wants to teach you, through stern direction and occasional reapings with his scythe, that you should structure your speech, and make sure that your mouth does not runneth over. The best way to this would be to do the exact opposite of what I am doing on this web site. You will find rewards now if you communicate in a practical way, for practical purposes. Perhaps you could set the companies accounts to sonnet form, or flirt with your neighbors in koans, and compile a list of household rules in telegraph. Whatever you can say with one word, say with even fewer. Make each statement as terse and "pregnant" with meaning as impossible. Hand out tiny cards with asterisiks that are indexed in footnoted multivolumes in huge web domains. You may come to the conclusion that words are for diaper soilers and similar evolutionary dead ends, and express yourself through such beautiful yet traditional media as Tai Chi, or Kung Fu. Develop the recondite art of savate brick sculpture and pulverize into shape subtle portraits of giants of the rennaissance. Use architecture as your new language. Send your friends love poems shown through stone arrangements in egyptian necropolises. You get the idea, the main thing is to get building.. good luck !
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