| NEWS UPDATE |
| WASHINGTON DC Runs_with_squirrels Washington correspondent, Shell Nutly, reports of a growing concern in the nation's capital that squirrels are plotting a major terrorist attack early next month. Nutly reports that the concerns are unfounded and warns that the public should refrain from unnecessary squirrel bashing. |
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| Shell Nutly, squirrel on the scene |
| Runs_with_squirrels reminds the public that squirrels are our friends and neighbors. Any report that squirrels are planning an attack are false. |
| Squirrels are not terrorists. Remember, real terrorists are easy to spot... |