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| You have been lied to. We all have been lied to. |
| The government has filled our heads with promises of a future filled with human-squirrels. They have spent billions of our dollars to create the perfect hybrid. They have coaxed us and blinded us with sex appeal. They have promised us an unlimited labor force of sexy squirrel babes like the conceptual design below... |
| But it was a LIE!!. After the money was spent, and the animals were destroyed, they were only able to produce the following abomination: |
| End the abomination now! Write to your congressman and beg them to stop funding the project. |