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| Like you, I am a caucasion man with a mind for business, a way with the ladies, and a deep concern about crime. |
| Every day, it's the same thing. I can't get half-way through my third martini, or finish my Wednesday pedicure, without being hassled by some hooligan. It seems the criminal element is everywhere.. |
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| But we are not defenseless!! |
| You must ask yourself this one simple question: Was Scott Bakula perhaps the wrong casting choice for Captain Archer on Enterprise? |
| Then ask yourself this other question: If your house has been robbed 13 times and all you have left is a sack of Depak Chopra seminar tapes and the thank-you notes left by the crook, what do you have to lose by calling the Runs_With_Squirrels security team? |