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| Squirrels gone bad |
| Even highly trained bad ass stunt squirrels can wander from the path. We realize that a squirrel has needs. Without discipline, however, the path to pleasure will lead to ruin. |
| Sad scenes such as this have led us to the five pillars of the "Way of the Woodland Creature" 1. Respect yourself 2. Respect others 3. Never take peanuts from strangers 4. Flea-lessness is next to Godliness 5. Follow the teachings of the Big Squirrel |
| Hard-core stunt-squirrel personalities can become obsessive and self-destructive. However, with time, our teaching and training will overcome the moral vaccuum that has plagued the stunt-rodent industry. Failure to follow the Way of the Woodland Creature will result in immediate expulsion from the program. |
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