Runescape Jokes
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You know you play to much runescape when...
- you ask a tramp on the street about delrith
- you give all homeless poeple a loaf of bread hoping to get excalibur
- The power goes out and you need to light candles so you look for a      tinderbox
- somebody tells you they are selling pot and you ask attack, defense,     or strength.
- You tell your history teacher the plague was a hoax
- you walk down the street with a sword killing all men and woman         you come buy and laughing "haha i one hit you all"
- you ask everybody you meet if they have a quest for you
- you tape fireworks to your back and in chemistry class when you         make a solution and light them and say "woot level up!"
- you go to the school dance and you ask someone to follow you so        you can do the moonwalk
- At the same dance, you dance like the runescape guys do
- you go hunting and try to beat a bear with your fists
- at night you get afraid think you've wondered into the wilderness
- whenever you see a midget you ask about the grand tree
- you read the obituaries and right "noob" beside all the names
- you walk into poeples houses, kill them, then take their stuff
- you try and pickpocket someone who is staring right at you
- you figure you can fit up to 28 cannon balls in your backpack
Jokes
Q. Why did the white man walk into the hood?
A. He heard the blackarm gang was there and he wanted to join.
Thats all the jokes we have so far. If you've got a good one, put it in the guestbook and we might add it to this page. : )
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