| Runescape Jokes | ||||||||||||||
| We are not responsible for heart failure or any other unexpected spasms, ciesures, etc. due to the cornyness of jokes. | ||||||||||||||
| You know you play to much runescape when... | ||||||||||||||
| - you ask a tramp on the street about delrith - you give all homeless poeple a loaf of bread hoping to get excalibur - The power goes out and you need to light candles so you look for a tinderbox - somebody tells you they are selling pot and you ask attack, defense, or strength. - You tell your history teacher the plague was a hoax - you walk down the street with a sword killing all men and woman you come buy and laughing "haha i one hit you all" - you ask everybody you meet if they have a quest for you - you tape fireworks to your back and in chemistry class when you make a solution and light them and say "woot level up!" - you go to the school dance and you ask someone to follow you so you can do the moonwalk - At the same dance, you dance like the runescape guys do - you go hunting and try to beat a bear with your fists - at night you get afraid think you've wondered into the wilderness - whenever you see a midget you ask about the grand tree - you read the obituaries and right "noob" beside all the names - you walk into poeples houses, kill them, then take their stuff - you try and pickpocket someone who is staring right at you - you figure you can fit up to 28 cannon balls in your backpack |
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| Jokes | ||||||||||||||
| Q. Why did the white man walk into the hood? A. He heard the blackarm gang was there and he wanted to join. |
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| Thats all the jokes we have so far. If you've got a good one, put it in the guestbook and we might add it to this page. : ) | ||||||||||||||