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| Back to Yo Mamma Joke List | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat everytime she turns around it is her birthday | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat her belt size is equater | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat I tried to walk around her once and I got lost | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she jumped off the Empire State building and bounced back up | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she went outside with yellow on and the sun said "I give up." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she keeps pictures of food in her wallet | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she went to the beach and the whales started to sing "We are family!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she eats wheat thicks | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the world | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she goes to a resterant looks at the menu and sais "Okay." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat when she bungee jumps she takes the bridge down with her | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat when she fell in love she broke it | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat when stepped on a scale it said I give you your weight not your phone number | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she stepped on a scale it said to be continued | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said we don't do livestock | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat when God said let there be light she stepped over | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip-flops | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yo Mamma is so fat when a school bus full of white kids drove by she said, "Hey stop that twinky." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||