Mark or "Ralphie" as he was so aptly dubbed by CROWLEY!, was another groupie of the Dungeon massive. His anal waste was the stuff of legend, especially in those first turbulent days. Ralphie was often seen perfecting his golden brown tan with Jammer in those precious early hours of the Morn'. Always the man for inside info from the fairer gender, he was always on the ball for any forthcoming events. Another Keen mini-golfer, he could often be found practicing his stroke in the wee small hours of the morning. He is credited with being the first rummy to realise that Jess was actually one person, not Night and Day Jess as was the popular consensus at the time. But, Mark also possesses an almost chameleon-like ability to alter his skin tone at will, with the help of our good friend John B Grant.