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How to get the Triforce

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Hey, I found out how to get the Triforce me and my friend felt like having some fun in Zelda. Start a new game, and then you can get the tree Spiritual Stones. Then (as a kid ) you go and  the chickens in lon lon ranch. Then you go to anywhere in  and then go to  and use Saria's song and talk to .Then go to  and you will find  and she will tell to change your scarecrow song to . The Scarecrow will  and ruin links  Zelda comes and gives link the magic  so that he can get into the castle anytime, link meets the owl who makes him fight a 30 pound  . after it dies, you get the Triforce.
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