Bar Reviews by David
This page is where i can put in my 2 cents.  Eventhough i can't drink "legally" i'm getting ready by researching local bars so when it's my time i'll be ready.  If you don't like what i have to say get a spoon...for to eat my ass!!!
Pukey's
My Brother and his friends say this place smells like puke and the drinks are the cheapest in Downtown Fullerton maybe I'm too young but isn't puke smell a bad thing all i know is when i think puke i think of the time i tried to stow away on a chinese cargo ship but i had to get off the boat after i puked in the box i was hiding in...  Foget that!  I'll be staying away from that place for sure.
Here i am getting ready to cruise the seven seas...maybe next time i'll bring a barf bag instead of NOTHING!  Seriously what was i thinking?  I didn't even have a change of clothes!
330
I walked by this place a bunch of time cause my other brother Brews works at the movies and all i saw was Clown Shoes.  Half the guys i seen there are gay and the other half have gay boyfriends.  I rather live in a cave for the rest of my life than ever go to a place like that.
All the Cave needed was a plant to brighten it up.
Diamonds
I've been playing pool all my life and this place used to be cool or at least that's what my brother frank says.  But i have a table at home so i think i will stay home and not spend 50 dollars to play pool with dumbasses.
When i said all my life i meant it!
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