Okay, so I was watching the tail end of "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance" last night and it struck me as completely absurd that this trashy bitch ended up with $500,000. Here is a woman that, for $250,000 and a chance to be on national television, pulled the rug out from under her family and ended up making herself look like a complete fucking moron. Actually, she probably does that on a daily basis, but lucky for us, we got to witness it (after we all acted like morons for watching "The Littlest Groom." We need a hobby, people.)
When the jig was up, lil' Randi tries to explain to her family that she made all of them look like asses in order to somehow better their situations. She wanted to win them $250,000 so that her 30-YEAR-OLD BROTHER COULD FINALLY MOVE OUT OF THE HOUSE. Good lord. She said she also wanted to travel with her equally annoying sister and give her parents financial security. Um, this is a white family of five living in Colorado...I don't believe that it gets any more financially secure than that. I think the point where my mind separated from my body was when the dad, thinking that they were only getting $250,000, tells his daughter, "Randi, I don't know why you did this, but it wasn't because of money for us." Bump it up to half a million? The guy was fucking blowing kisses at her. I HATE PEOPLE!
By the way, women with masculine names that are spelled the feminine way = fucking retarded. Parents: if you want to be guaranteed a boy, fucking adopt--don't try to pretend with a cutesy name.
So basically that's my problem with that show. This broad Randi and her family walk away with a million dollars and I'm left sweating $3000 worth of credit card bills. Screw everyone on Earth and also the Fox Network!
P.S. Thumbs up to some of the SoCal police agencies (San Bernardino Sheriffs, LAPD, etc.) -- I totally applaud plugging a suspect because your caffeine intake was down that day. In fact, I can think of nothing better than emptying your service revolver into some asshole who gives you lip or decides to take a joy ride in his '88 Cutless Sierra. Especially if its your 4th confirmed kill in two years!* Where the hell do I sign up?! Party on, fellas!
* Awaiting confirmation on this figure from people in the know--but seriously, you maybe want to reconsider running from the law in LA until this gets sorted out.
