By Commanda
Well, we all know that Julie Cooper has been messing around with Luke. They try to "hide" it, but the attraction between them is so fucking strong that they can barely bring themselves to part from each other. Even when we all know that they really shouldn't be together--I mean, Julie should know better and Luke has Marissa to think about. Not to mention how this whole incident is driving a wedge between Luke and the rest of the group--friggin' Chino, Seth, and Summer don't even know how to handle it! Thankfully, like all relationships that are doomed from the start, Julie & Luke call it quits. Tune in tonight to watch Luke totally self destruct and to see Julie accept a marriage proposal from another inappropriate man. Shit, I love the OC!
Also, its lookin' like that hag sister of Kirsten is going to be on the show for awhile. Fuck a duck. But it should be fun to watch her go completely off the deep end when Jimmy Cooper dumps her for Luke during sweeps. I, for one, have turned at least one guy gay and am looking for the next one to convert--if I were that slut sister, I would be stoked if a guy had to bang another guy just to get me out of his system. That's totally HOT!
Marissa is still alive and kicking, even though I had great hopes for her bloody suicide when the Julie/Luke thing broke wide open. Oh well. She and Chino are fucking destined to be together--I'm just going to let it happen and try not to focus on the shitty acting that will ensue. I really thought she was going to make a go of it by living in Chino (the city, not the boy--keep up people) but she ended up back in the land of fallen dreams and hefty bank accounts. Screw her---I guess buying all her makeup at Target instead of MAC just didn't appeal to her. What a whore.
Okay, I'm done for now. I promise to do a better job in the coming weeks, especially because there are only four episodes left of the OC. After that, I'm going to be updating y'all on the goings on of the REAL OC. Today I saw a homeless guy walking on PCH just talking to himself and dancing down the sidewalk. How can any T.V. show compete with that?!
