Pensive is not the right word but it's the first one that comes to mind.
GQ Guys VS. Ghetto Gals
Here's What happens when some dumb-ass/I watch too much Real World/I think I am tough comes to Hollywood to say "Check me out I'm cool!":

This wanna be Jackie Chan GQ Turd Burglar is leaving a popular club with his buddies and is apparently feeling his oats when he begins to talk shit to a group of girls in front of him.  Little does he know but, these "girls" are a bunch of latina bitches from the straight-up "Hood".  One of the hood-rats turns around and fires back her own verbal assault of insults when this dip-shit socks this chick right in the kisser!  He busted her lip and sent her to the floor.  Way to go "Macho Man"!  Suddenly this tough ass bitch gets up, takes off her shoes and begins to lay the smack-down on this chump!!  Woo Hoo...!  Here comes the pain, fucker!

Her fellow home girls then arms themselves with their own shoes and begin to pummel this poor bastard into the ground!!!!  Unfortunately for this tough guy turned serious victim, one of his buddies jumps in to rescue him from serious bodily injury- and the girls turn their beat down on one into a boot party for two!!!  These bitches start knocking the crap out of these two fools so bad they try to run away.  Fat chance moron.  These chicks grew up kicking ass and running from the PO-PO!

When L.A's finest show up, one dumb-ass is lying on the deck in a pool of his own blood while the other guy is running around the parking lot trying to escape these bitches!!!  WHAT A PUSSY!  You earned it, now take your ass-kicking like a man!
FINAL SCORE:
GUYS
1 Busted Head w/Stiches
2 Destroyed Egos
1 Busted Toth
1 Torn GQ "I'm a Fag" Shirt
GIRLS
2 Scraped Knees
1 Busted Lip
1 Busted Cheapo Necklace
All I have to say is "WELCOME TO L.A. MOTHERFUCKER"  Now gimme your cash and get the fuck out!

Hot Damn I love this place!!!

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