Blow Me I'm Drinking
The Canyon Inn: Orangethorpe and Imperial.  Yorba Linda, CA
This spot is kind of out of the way for it to get too busy which is very nice.  The atmosphere is really cool and there are always drink specials going on.  Tuesdays is Dollar Beer night and as you might have already heard, Matt, Scott and I have started to frequent this cool little bar which, is populated by some of the hottest girls in the area.  Now having said that you must also have heard the down side of this bar...It can be a fucking minefield after 10pm.  Wait let me take that back 'cause, even though the ladmines do come out at night they also provide some serious entertainment.  A word to the wise: be sure to go to the restroom with a buddy and don't worry if Grimace calls you a cunt 'cause it probably isn't talking about you.

AV Tavern:  27822 Aliso Creek Road, Aliso Viejo, CA
This place is not bad at all, it has pool tables, a dance floor and a smoking patio.  Shit, it even has a liquor store next to it.  The only problem i have with it is that it's so fucking far away.  We need to get the scientist working on the Tube technoloy ASAP!!!

The Yard House:  401 Shoreline Village Dr.  Long Beach, CA
Yard Long beers are the best/worst idea in the history of beer drinking!  3 feet worth of beery goodness will cure what ails you but, honestly it is all fun and games till you and you buddies try to drink a first down's worth of Heffeweizen on an empty stomach.

Kelly's Korner Tavern: 909 E. Yorba Linda Blvd.  Placentia, CA
This place has really started to crack down on ID's since losing and getting back their liquor license due to rampant underage drinking.  Frat boys all over Fullerton and Yorba Linda are inconsoleable.

Lucky John's:  Euclid and Orangethorpe in Fullerton
This is a straight up Dive bar that still allows you to smoke provided that you sign a petition.  It's pretty cramped but it has a few pool tables and a pretty decent jukebox.  Be sure to stay away from the redheaded Beefalo that calls herself Blackie.  Fuck it save yourself the trouble and just stay away all together.

Concourse Bowling Alley:  3364 E. La Palma Ave. Anaheim, CA
We went to the Rock N Bowl a couple of months ago.  I'm sure we all remember what happened. 
Drinking and Debauchery sprinkled liberally with underaged drinking, lapdances, lewd and lacivious behavior and just a hint of sexual expirementation.  Be prepared to drink insane amouts of booze and expect to throw a 19 year old or two over your shoulder for post party pancakes.
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