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��� Who Are They????
���� They know all about world politics
�� They always know the best way to do
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Where were They born?
What do They do?
What do They wear?
What do They eat?
Where do They Live?
Do They have families?
��� THEY are very smart, probably went to college and grad
school. The knowledge that THEY� posses is truly incredible.�
We have� all heard people say many times "THEY said this
or that".....
Were THEY born on earth or in another Galaxy?
����� To be so smart THEY must be ALIENS.....
Apparel:���
������ I am sure that THEY wear the most trendy clothes
because THEY are up on the newest of Fashions all
of the time...
Food:
���� THEY must know how to eat properly because THEY spend
quite a lot of time advising us about the proper diet;� how to
lower our body cholesterol, eat to loose weight, eat to stay
young and eat to have a healthy heart.� No Saturated fat in
the kitchen in which THEY cook...
���� I am convinced that THEY live in perfect houses with
great insulation, correct windows, best air-conditoning and
heating systems, and last but not least many recycle bins.
Definitely no Radon or Asbestos in their homes...
Home-life:
���� I am positive that THEY have perfect families.� No
domestic violence, no rebellious children, untrained pets,
dysfunctional households, unemployment or maxed out
credit cards....
Weather:
���� THEY have a profound knowledge concerning the
weather.� If the bark on a tree is thick - long winter ahead.
If the deer have fleas- a short cool summer.� THEY tell us
about global warming and we have one of the worst
winters on record.� THEY blame this on a hole in the ozone
or too many cows belching at the same time.� THEY have a
reason for the floods, tidal waves and tornadoes.� EL
somebody is doing it...
Health:
���� THEY are firm in their endorsement of antibiotics.
Prescribing them for every ailment known to man.� After
doing this THEY say we have over used these wonderful
drugs and now many organisms are resistant to them.
Government:
���� THEY are always trying to pass new laws when no one
enforces the laws we already have on the books.� THEY tell
us "not to worry" when we are disarming and dismantling
our nuclear arms and the Third World Countries are
building "The Bomb"...THEY also tell us that we should feel honored to pay more TAXES.....
