Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I e-mail my friends from your site? I want to send them the page, but everything I've tried has come up blank to them. Help!
A: To start off with, a comment is in order here. When you click on the 'eMail' links I have on my pages, anything you send from there not only goes to the person you send it to, but *I* get a copy of it, too! So keep that in mind when you send steamy letters to accompany the cartoons and jokes that you *think* you're sending to someone else.
Now...to send a page by email to someone:
If you use Netscape, just right-click anywhere on the page you want to send (just be certain you're not right-clicking a link!), and choose 'send page'. An email will pop up, but don't mistake it for a regular email. This particular email will have the entire page loaded when the recipient views it. Just address the email to anyone you want to send it to (you can send to multiple recipients the same way you would a regular email), and press 'send'.
If you use Microsoft Internet Explorer, go to file, then choose 'send', and then 'page by email'. From there, send the email just as you would any other.
If you can't send mail from the browser you're using, you'll have to either send them the URL, which is http://www.rudezone.com, or download the picture to your own hard drive and send it as an attachment. Do this by right-clicking on the image, and choose 'save image as'...then choose where you want to save it to on your hard drive.
Q: I use web-tv, and every time I click on a 'home' link, it shuts my unit down! What the hell??!
A: The reason your unit shuts down is that some older versions of webtv can't handle java-script. My main page uses a lot of java-script (the mouse trails). It's an incovenience to some of you, but tough cookies. If you really want to navigate the site without crashing, email me, and I'll send you a list of "back doors".
Q: I want to sign up for the Rude Zone! How do I do it? How much does it cost?
A: First of all, there's nothing to sign up for. I don't have time right now to keep a mail list of any sort, but what you can do is, sign up for free jokes in your mailbox here. Laff-a-day is the best joke list I've seen so far, and believe me, I've seen just about all of them.
Next off, the Rude Zone is free...it always has been, and always will be, as long as I'm in charge here.
Q: Why do you hate men so much? Are you a lesbian? You must have been raped or something at one time!
A: I don't hate *all* men...just the dickheads (and if you're a dickhead, then you know who you are). And no, I'm not a lesbian. Never been beaten or raped, either.
Q: The cartoons and pictures I'm viewing look all blurry. What's wrong?
A: Try adjusting the focus on your monitor.
Q: I love the mouse trails on your main page. Where can I get them?
A: You can get them at http://www.dynamicdrive.com. There are tons of scripts there, and I'm sure you can find something there to suit your needs.
A: To start off with, a comment is in order here. When you click on the 'eMail' links I have on my pages, anything you send from there not only goes to the person you send it to, but *I* get a copy of it, too! So keep that in mind when you send steamy letters to accompany the cartoons and jokes that you *think* you're sending to someone else.
Now...to send a page by email to someone:
If you use Netscape, just right-click anywhere on the page you want to send (just be certain you're not right-clicking a link!), and choose 'send page'. An email will pop up, but don't mistake it for a regular email. This particular email will have the entire page loaded when the recipient views it. Just address the email to anyone you want to send it to (you can send to multiple recipients the same way you would a regular email), and press 'send'.
If you use Microsoft Internet Explorer, go to file, then choose 'send', and then 'page by email'. From there, send the email just as you would any other.
If you can't send mail from the browser you're using, you'll have to either send them the URL, which is http://www.rudezone.com, or download the picture to your own hard drive and send it as an attachment. Do this by right-clicking on the image, and choose 'save image as'...then choose where you want to save it to on your hard drive.
Q: I use web-tv, and every time I click on a 'home' link, it shuts my unit down! What the hell??!
A: The reason your unit shuts down is that some older versions of webtv can't handle java-script. My main page uses a lot of java-script (the mouse trails). It's an incovenience to some of you, but tough cookies. If you really want to navigate the site without crashing, email me, and I'll send you a list of "back doors".
Q: I want to sign up for the Rude Zone! How do I do it? How much does it cost?
A: First of all, there's nothing to sign up for. I don't have time right now to keep a mail list of any sort, but what you can do is, sign up for free jokes in your mailbox here. Laff-a-day is the best joke list I've seen so far, and believe me, I've seen just about all of them.
Next off, the Rude Zone is free...it always has been, and always will be, as long as I'm in charge here.
Q: Why do you hate men so much? Are you a lesbian? You must have been raped or something at one time!
A: I don't hate *all* men...just the dickheads (and if you're a dickhead, then you know who you are). And no, I'm not a lesbian. Never been beaten or raped, either.
Q: The cartoons and pictures I'm viewing look all blurry. What's wrong?
A: Try adjusting the focus on your monitor.
Q: I love the mouse trails on your main page. Where can I get them?
A: You can get them at http://www.dynamicdrive.com. There are tons of scripts there, and I'm sure you can find something there to suit your needs.
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