 |
| From: Kyle To: Jeff, Brandi, Arlene Sent: 9/29/00 Subject: (no subject) hey kids, what's up. thought i'd write and tell you guys the good news. yesterday i was doing my laundry up the street and i met this lade named Molly. she's really cool and pretty too. well we got to talking and come to find out she catches and raises tame squirrels. neat huh? you guys know how crazy i am about squirrels so i go "Molly, i sure would like to see your squirrels." Molly was all about the idea so we gathered up our freshly washed clothes and headed to her house. i couldn't believe my luck. a beautiful middle aged lady was taking me to see my favorite animal in the world. so we pull up to her house and i'm giggling like a little fuckin bitch that just took it in the butt. we rush inside and she shuts the door and i go "well Molly lets see those squirrels." know what she did? huh guys? she rips off her blouse and goes "here they are tiger." i couldn't believe it. see had lied about the squirrels. so i run out the back crying, jumped in my truck, and headed home. that's not it though. on the way home i took a turn too fast and low and behold, ran over and killed a family of squirrels. it's okay though because i took them and buried em in the old indian burial ground up the street and they came back to life. now i have 4 little pets to call me own. gosh, i gotta be the happiest fella on the planet. well gotta jet, the little ones are hungry. we send our love, Vile and the squirrels P.S. Here's a picture of my eldest. |
|
 |
 |