| From: Kyle To: Jeff Sent: 5/24/00 Subject: sit on this and spin you think you're so fuckin' smart MAN! well guess what, FUCK YOU. i can't stand your smell. i hate the way you chew. i want to set your glasses on fire everytime i see them. i hate how your penis sways. how one ball hangs lower than the other. you fucking MAKE ME SICK!! you and your "i can jump higher than kyle" and "i can eat more jawbreakers than kyle" and "i can fly". well that's BULLSHIT MAN!!! cause i have one thing you'll never have. know what that is MAN? fuckin heart baby!! i'll be runnin those last few miles while your sittin on your plump little ass chasing pipe dreams MAN! your dream of being a yard boy for Andy Dice Clay will NEVER FUCKING COME TRUE MAN!!! cause you don't have half the heart i do fucko. P.S. we are broken up bitch! |