| This page is about a dog i know..... |
| Last year when my dad got re married, the woman who he was getting married to had a dog, this splendid young animal is known as Oliver, he is the most greedyist fucking cretin i have ever come accross, he is a cocker spaniel, yet he is 3 inches taller than the average cocker spaniel, and he is gay.... |
| Gay? i hear you all ask?, yes, he is very camp, i have nothing against gay people, but gay dogs just take the piss! |
| He weeps for his mum all the time, he sits and stairs at you when you are eating, but not only does he just sit there, his lipstick is poking out, and he is dribbling! and sobbing! as if he is supposed to be eating and your not! |
| I once caught the bastard fast asleep in my dads bed, yes, in his bed, like a person or something!! |
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