Road_Trip

Hey hey! The other day...when me (Dave), Mark and Foss were driving about because there was nothing else to do....we stumbled across a brilliant idea.....a Road Trip. We reckon that we have had enough of Wiltshire and want to tour the country a bit!
So, on our way back from Booby Hill we got to talking about this idea. We thought this would be cool, and we could go where we wanted, drinking cider and sleeping in lay-bys. We don't need a route, just drive where we want! Now...all this sounds totally rude doesn't it?! However, one problem. We don't own a minibus large enough to fit us all in. There will probably be at least 6 or 7 people, plus alcohol and cold beans, you know, for sustenance.
When we were in Upavon, we looked at people carriers and mini buses, and realised we couldn't afford the �5000 they were asking for. Mark tried to test drive one but then thought this was a bad idea. Anyway, we sat and ate our crappy sandwiches we'd bought from the petrol station and discussed the apparent difficulties we would face. This is where you guys come in.....

If anyone has or knows where we can get a mini bus for free or for a small charge..let us know here.

Also, if anyone has any beans, cider or anything else useful ( sleeping bags, egg poachers, crisps, women, kites, knives, socket wrenches, beer, etc...) let us know! And if anyone wants to come along for the ride....tough we ain't got room!!!!! Unless you're up for sharing a sleeping bag with one of the scruffy tramps. I (Dave) will be driving and have a girlfriend, so sorry ladies, despite the fact you all want me (arf) you'll have to make do with someone else.....they won't mind being my substitute..honest!