Your friend is a real buddy when they're not bailing you out of jail but sitting right there next to you....
~A friend will pick you up when you fall a best friend will trip you again and call you a dumb ass.~
~True friends don't stand beside you when things get hard. They carry you because you no longer have the strength to go on.~
~Friends are like wedgies, it's fun pickin the right one.~
~There are only two absolutes in the world..friends and vodka..~
~If a friend betrays you once, it's their fault. If a friend betrays you twice, it's your fault. Eleanor R.~
~Friends are like stars you don't always see them but they are always there.~
~I believe in angels, i'm surrounded by them everyday. I call them my best friends.~
~A memory lasts forever never does it die, true friends stay together and never say goodbye.~
~Most people walk in and out of your life but friends leave footprints in your heart.~
~Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.~
~A best friend is like a 4 leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.~
~True friendship never ends friends are forever.~
~When it hurts to look back and your scared to look ahead you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.~
~Friends people who know you well but like you anyway.~
~Friends help you move...real friends help you move dead bodies.~
~Friends don't let real friends drive naked.~
~Friends the only people who stab you in the front.~
~Friendship is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel it...~
~To have a friend is to be a friend.~
A friend is someone who is always at your side. A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit. And your breath smells like you've been eating cat food. A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a load of shit. A friend is someone who will clean up for you after you've soiled yourself. A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life. A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad chimpanzees, then thrown to vicious dogs. A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums, gets their check and leaves, and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry that's the cleaning lady....interesting thing i got in an email
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