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| Mis~Matched! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This stuff really has no where to go so I put it here! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So on one Easter we're sitting at church getting ready to do communion and my little sister is sitting next to me looking at the food curiously. She looks over at me and pokes my arm while the preacher is praying over the bread. I looked at her and she whispers "Midget food?"..ha I laughed. Then at the end of the sermon my allegries started to act up and my little sister looks at me and goes "Are you allegric to Jesus?" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I T I A I C I O I S I My anti Burrito! |
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| LIFE IS A TACO! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You might be a redneck if... Things that make you go BUH! GIT R DONE! I don't care who you are that's funny! |
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| Here's your sign story: Ok so Bret, Cindy, Brit, Ben, Lammers, Christy, Rett and I were at the Magic kingdom hanging out in Frontier Land waiting on Ashley who was apparently lost cause she called asking where we were. She asked where we were and Ben was like in front of the LOG houses then she asked Ben what color the log houses were...Ben was like they're Blue, here's your sign! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Apparently according to Kt Tinkerbell is Virgin...everything! And Ms. Piggy is well do we have to go into that one? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| My inner goddess is the one and only Aphrodite! SCOOT SCOOT! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I try not to get involved in inner band stuff. Its all to strange for me! Plus band kids you never know who will try and rape you next~ someone close to me! *a non band member* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Kermit I'll still have your tadpoles even though you cheated on me with a pig! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Britney Spears isn't the least bit toxic but if one of her boobs should bust, heaven forbid, then we might have to break out the CDC! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Saw this it reminded me of KT! HAHAHA! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "So if you could have any guy in the whole world who would it be?" ~someone "Johnny Depp." ~me "No he's to old got kids." ~someone "Yeah and you know if he were with me I'd keep him young and fresh and we'd have more kids than he has now." ~me |
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| mom: think you got enough condiments on that hot dog? me: Mom hot dogs don't wear condoms! |
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| My sister is covered with moles... My son tator tot... |
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| Juan: What's wrong? Me: I'm tired! Juan: Its Wednesday! |
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| Funny story: I went to the bathroom in Kroger and this manager at Kroger told me about when this one time this fat lady slipped off the toliet and got stuck in between the stall wall and the toliet and the firemen had to come in and there was poop everywhere but they had to take apart the toliet and the stall wall to get her out. Now I don't care who you are that's funny! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ITCH IT ! ITCH IT GOOD! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt, out grew it and gave it away! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Onward | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||