rebelbabyredneck: kt all i can think about right now is when ms. piggy was molestating you at disney
sunkissdwhispers: hahahahaha
sunkissdwhispers: that's sooo great
rebelbabyredneck: i was like oh great this pigs gonna rape kt and i have to sit here and wait till she gets done so we can go
sunkissdwhispers: hahaha
rebelbabyredneck: oh man that just took me to a visual scary place
sunkissdwhispers: that's odd
sunkissdwhispers: it took me to a happy place
sunkissdwhispers: :-)
rebelbabyredneck: oh that made me go into my dark place
sunkissdwhispers: eh?
rebelbabyredneck: thinking about a pig raping you took me to my dark place
sunkissdwhispers: ohhh
rebelbabyredneck: the place where i'm in the corner in a ball rocking back and forth going no more no more please no more
sunkissdwhispers: lol yeah
rebelbabyredneck: then i hear clocks playing in the back ground and i try and strangle myself
sunkissdwhispers: hahaha yeah
rebelbabyredneck: but the strangle attempts don't work so then i see a completely hot guy and he opens his mouth and his voice sounds like karen so then i'm trying to gauge my eyeballs out with a spoon
sunkissdwhispers: hahaha
sunkissdwhispers: this is like you're worst nightmare isn't it?
rebelbabyredneck: haha yeah
rebelbabyredneck: so then all of a sudden i'm in a bathroom and ashley and erin are there and they're talking about tampons and i'm super glued to the bathtub so i try and drown myself
rebelbabyredneck: but noooo that doesn't work and i end up in a skank hotel room and i look around and all of a sudden there's that damn bird that attacked me in the park and i can't get out cause i'm closed in and at that point i'm just like please peck me to death please
sunkissdwhispers: hahahahaha
sunkissdwhispers: then the tree lady chases you until you get to the king frog shopping center in south georgia where you almost throw up in the bathroom because of the bad chinese food then you decide not to because it's to unsanitary for you to throw up in
rebelbabyredneck: yes yes
rebelbabyredneck: the tree lady holy shit...and the nasty bathroom then i'm in captain D's and all of a sudden nasty rotting fish are all dancing and singing on the counter and they're singing a Jessica Simpson song....AHHHH
sunkissdwhispers: hahaha
rebelbabyredneck: so then i'm like really flippin out so all of a sudden i'm on a charter bus and i look over and i'm holding brets hand and i'm like omgah why god why me and i try and move my hand and i do and i look to the other side and there he is and i'm like no god and i look all around and i'm surrounded by brets going vote for me for band capt
sunkissdwhispers: haha and then all of the sudden you're at band camp practicing when chris mcconnell yells at you giving you laps because he's co captain then bret comes over and backs him up because he is captain
rebelbabyredneck: ahhh and i get stung by a bee and sprain my ankle again...then it switches to a room where you press a button and it locks you in and all of a sudden there's this smell and its the band camp foot smell
sunkissdwhispers: and it knocks you out and then you wake up and you're surrounded in mud with mr. merck yelling at you and then you're running laps and then you fall off the magical bridge and land on a sharp rock
rebelbabyredneck: where i think the dream ends cause i'm gonna die but it doesn't
sunkissdwhispers: hehe you then see a lil energizer bunny
sunkissdwhispers: and it keeps going
rebelbabyredneck: it takes a twist i'm a school eating goldfish which i think are pizza but nooooo the one goldfish gets up and walks out of the bag and screams at me....I'M FUCKING CHEDDER! and bites my nose
sunkissdwhispers: haha and then you say "hey look i'm a lobster because lobsters have noses that look like mine"
sunkissdwhispers: and then you start to eat the school food
sunkissdwhispers: then you run to the bathroom to throw up
sunkissdwhispers: and it turns into the king frog bathroom
sunkissdwhispers: and it goes over in a cycle from there
rebelbabyredneck: that would be the worse dream ever
sunkissdwhispers: mmhmm
sunkissdwhispers: with karen randomly chiming in "peter pan"
rebelbabyredneck: and then throughout the dream you here from her Didn't kiss me
sunkissdwhispers: hahaha
sunkissdwhispers: you should copy that all down
sunkissdwhispers: and like print it out and put it in your notebook or something
sunkissdwhispers: cause it's hilarious
rebelbabyredneck: haha yeah that'd be great the worse nightmare
FYI~ This is still funny...it will never change!