Betsy Language
We all know I talk a little weird...not only do I add my own twists to sentences but I say some strange words..here's what they mean just in case you can't figure it out by the structure sentence...
*I'm sure after you know what these mean you'll be saying them also...then again maybe not!*

Fashion Nazi- I took it from the TWOp site...I read it when they were talking about the fashion no-no's on a tv show. I've come to believe that a Fashion Nazi is a little green troll looking monster that lives in your closet/ dresser or he lives in actors trailers/ dressing rooms and replaces the good clothes with the awful fashion atrocities I see now a days..I mean I'm not the best dressed person nor am I most fashionable but I would never wear some of the things I see people wearing nowadays. So anytime I see someone wearing a fashion atrocity I usually say "They got attacked by the Fashion Nazi."

Snarky/Snark- This one has brought on some problems...people think when I use it I'm calling them a bitch...ERR wrong I just figured out that this is a mix of Snide and Snerk...or I use it when you're being ignorant and your ignoring people...I usually use this word when I'm mad.

B.I.T.C.H.- When I call you this don't get offended for it simply means Babe In Total Control of Herself! *Now if I should ever call you a B.I.T.C.H. w/o the periods then you may get offended and slap me!*

Sings out of her nose- Gah someone asked me what this meant...we were discussing how good Hilary Duff was a singer...lemme tell you when I say someone sings out of their nose its really like they're trying to sing out of their nose. Like the noise isn't even coming out of their vocal cords or out of their mouth just straight from the nose...those people that sing like that are singing atrocities.

Spiffy- This words been around a while but when I say it, it just means Skippy or Neat.

ROTFLAMO- rolling on the floor laughing my ass off *oh yes people ask me what that means..:(*

Fuddy Duddy- it means stupid or boring...thought i'd add the in there

Vixen- I took it from Buffy but it means tease...not the reindeer..ahem..

DooFUs- *hee I love how I spell that i know its spelled a whole other right way but I like mine better* It just means stupid, dork...those things....

Flackie- another word for Groupie...but when I say either word it means Friend

Fish- The word that thou shall never ever say around me...I hate fish and clowns...and vaccum cleaners are creepy too...but this page isn't about that...

Getting a Happy/a happy- you just had sex...

Spicy talk- ahem dirty talk that doesn't even remotely sound dirty but it was a nice try

The awesome threesome- Ahhh no its not some weird orgy party or porn video...its me, zack, and katie when we got bored at bret's memorial day party and were the only three people who didn't 'couple up' *those couples lasted a whole 3 days the awesome threesome lasted for what like a few months?*

lust ridden- your looking awfully lusty and it looks like you need a happy

innocent- someone that hasn't done 1/4th of the stuff i have *i guess everyone is innocent compared to me...eh?*

Skippy- When I usually say this I'm def not excited about what I'm doing/talking about..I'm usually being serious when I see this word so take it seriously!

Off the leash- All it means is off the chain! I just wanted to change it

Scoot Scoot- ok kt got me started on this woot woot business and one day I meant to say woot woot and said Scoot scoot instead so i'm sticking to scoot scoot....and don't ask me the def for woot woot I didn't make it up so I wouldn't know

Pimpin- it means "cool." For instance I might say "Hey that shirt is pimpin." All I meant was that shirt was cool!

mate- I sure do say this word a lot...it really means partner or sex  partner and that's what it means when I say it too

Tacos- hahaha kt this ones for you....a fun word to replace words with...such as Did you see that guys face....well just replace face with taco and you have Did you see that guys Taco?
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