~ Don't leave your friends alone with Ms. Piggy because she will try and rape them...and your friends just might be receptive of it.
~ The tree that moves is fake. *yes Christy don't believe those park people and their lies!*
~The people that work at Disney forget they have name tags on! *yeah cause when you say hey *insert name here* they give you the what the hell look!
~ You can steal the 3D glasses!
~ The 3D shows are much scary then the rides!
~ Fast passes= Gods gift to good rides
~ The Tower of Terror is a Tower of Shame...not scary
~ The rockin roller coaster is a stimulation with nooo loops what-so-ever...ain't that right katie?
~ Yelling at the characters "Hey I want to have your babies!" is acceptable behavior in the park!
~ Dressing up like pirates and rushing people you know just to watch them scream is a great way to pass the time!
~ Buy $6 light up swords and fight with them in the middle of the park while people stare and go I'm so glad those aren't my kids!
~ Don't scare the birds or they're liable to chase you!
~ Wear protective gear cause the birds don't care who you are they will poop on you *that almost happened to me but the poo landed right beside me instead.*
~ One day with no shower and as much sleep as you can get on a cramped bus leads to cranky band kids.
~ Epcot is not all its cracked up to be!
~Spaceship Earth= How about Spaceship Lame?
~ Mission Space...wow
~ Space Mountain leads you up for a huge drop but there isn't one.
~ There are Mickey Ears everywhere.
~ The Magic Kingdom and their "Magically" expensive prices can kiss my ass!
~ Park food gives you gas!
~ Sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" in the animal kingdom.
~ Do and aussie voice till you actually meet aussies then shut up.
~ Splash Mountain has foxes gettin it on with bears inside of it!
~ Do different accents in different lines to see how many people turn and stare at you.
~ The moving trees name is 'DeVine'...ahem not Posion Ivy like I though
~ Make a game of standing in line...guarentee the line goes by faster.
~ Have Ben tell his infamous crap stories in line!
~ Band kids with little or no sleep is means for unrestrained giggling and randomness at any moment of your trip.
~ Caleb and his girly kitty face need I say more?
~ Who cares about your friends take pictures of the buildings and stuff!
~ Asking the mascots to dance will result in some awful booty shaking from whatever mascot you just asked!
~ Don't stand on the ride when its turning...ahem..
~ Don't get kicked off the ride...hmmm...wonder who I'm talking about!
~ Keeping all arms, legs, and APENDAGES inside the cart at all times is a must!
~ Wear sunblock...?
~ Find people you know in line and scream "They're part of my group." to cut in front of everyone.
~ Golden Corral...don't ever eat there!
~ Women is really spelled WOMER...that was really written on a bathroom door at a resturant we ate at.
~ Whatever spins your teacups..
~ Waiting in lines and looking around you'll discover that your the oldest people there without kids...specially if you ride the kitty rides...