You also learn that drum majors look like they're trying to fly away
Clarinets make fun squeaking noises when said squeaking noise occurs everyone starts cracking up laughing Never room with a drum major or bad language blahing and stress knots will occur and that's all coming from you just imagine what the drum major says.
If you get stung by a bee do not go up 2 flights of stairs and down a corridor with your 100 pound luggage or you will sprain your ankle.
Throw sprite remix cans from 3 stories up at unsuspecting victims below this will sometimes cause a water fight.
Mud wrestling should I say more?
Ice cream is good for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Your friend will dance in your room an break her tooth on your bed post *that really happened to me and my friend kristen I didn't break my tooth she did*.
Have late night talks till 2 in the morning about how cute the drum line really is.
Watch American Pie or Drumline or any other band related movie till 2 in the morning then shower and then get up at 6.
Teaching your friend how to dance and well...I don't want to say anymore.
Don't dry your clothes from a previous water fight or your tennis shoes cause omgah will they ever stink and the lint trap will be full of unsuspecting dirtyness.
The feet smell.
When the girl from one of the rooms upstairs comes down to use your toliet cause someone clogged up theirs...hahaha then your bathroom turns into a communtiy bathroom so you leave your room unlocked so people can use your bathroom.
When people barge in to use your sink to fill up water balloons and scare the piss out of you.
When the colorguard captain walks in right as your getting into the shower and you think to yourself how much did she see exactly.
When your friend doesn't close her shower curtian all the way just yell bloody murder...my poor eyes
And this part will always crack my shit up but....the magical bridge that we thought heather was smoking crack when she "thought" she saw it is really real and there are horses and a playground and huge freaking flowers.
If you ever hear "Could you do it just a little harder? Oh oh right there. Oh yeah!" from a band members room don't be scared they're probably just giving massages.
Carpert burns from wrestling.
Pkay battle of the sexes with 5 girls, split it up so 3 are on the mens team and 2 on the girls team, I assure you the ones on the mens team know nothing about girls at all! Those were good times at band camp!