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Fewer protests at Cancun WTO meeting due to more protesters doing jello shots at Señor Frog's
Walt Disney and Salvador Dalí started making a film together in the 40's. Disney's now finishing it
Elivra's giving up the ghosts
Snake survives in alcohol bottle for a year - hilarity ensues
Despite the handicap of losing Lance Bass, NASA completes space station work
Playboy was once read for the articles
24-year-old South Korean man dies after playing computer games nonstop for 86 hours
The number of fake boobies has doubled in the past 10 years
Food additives are giving Japanese women bigger boobies
AOL-TimeWarner-Disney
New hottness: "Sextasy"
Mmmm...canned seal curry
Texas to execute a clown tomorrow. Coulrophobes rejoice.
'Saturday Night Live' new season begins this week; still unfunny
Networks won't let President Bush preempt their stupid tv shows tonight
While having a birthday party on railroad tracks, the obvious happens
Another fond childhood memory ruined forever: Mike Myers to play the Cat in the Hat. (with pic)
The problem some astronomers have with Quaoar is that there is no definition for 'planet'
Grunge is the new hotness once again
rival's tooth in his arm one month after match
The latest Japanese fad: hiring 70-year-old prostitutes
Spend a night in jail. Free... No charge..
It's getting tougher and tougher to find Porn is the #1 reason people switch to broadband
Despite the popularity of geriatric hookers in Japan, pre-teen prostitutes are still finding work
Theme: Design an unlikely ad for Altoids. Sample provided
Dog-to-Chinese translator hits the markets
Must see Japanese TV: Cows on go-carts
The day without Muzak: Sept. 11, 2002
Ferraris in space
In covering the first anniversary of September 11, network and cable news organizations are preparing a hybrid of P. T. Barnum and Oprah
14,000 Warcraft III players banned from playing; told to get lives
MSDonkey Kong
Pearl jam to include Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony
Good news: Runaway dog found. Bad news: Runaway python found the dog first
Why MapQuest sucks
You may now kiss the bride. hey...hey.. HEY
To prevent pre-release piracy, labels offer reviewers glued-shut cd players
Lousy screenwriter signed on to adapt "Hitchhikers Guide" for the big screen
Photoshop theme: Unlikely patriotic posters
Donahue's ratings are the lowest possible. According to Nielsen, one cocker spaniel in Pittsburgh is the only viewer
Angry Kournikova fans suing Penthouse for $8.99
I reckon they might jus blow up that there Astrodome real good like
"Brain music" helps you sleep; insomniacs listen to Metallica
Catherine Zeta Jones gallery. Hubba hubba. (SFW)
Johnny Cash hospitalized due to an alergic reaction to "medicine"
Dixie Chicks' song about why country music sucks is #2 on the country charts
According to the 2003 Farmers' Almanac the entire earth will be encompassed in a glacier this winter
Today's kids are exposed to 1,500 advertisements per day
"XXX" gets the flashing red light of sin
That blood 'n' guts movie you had to watch during Driver's Ed has gotten a facelift
The number of torture scenes on the networks doubled last season.
Kmart Cop: "I couldn't believe we were being told to arrest all those kids. It was just utterly, utterly senseless."
Sure you've got a cell phone. But does your dog?
Two weeks before 9/11 and people are saying "enough already" with the tributes
Theme: Failed celebrity-named magazines
Partygoer attempts to pick a flower. Doesn't recognize that the five-foot-tall, surreally designed flower is made of glass.
425 Texans arrested for shopping at Kmart
President Bush: "The baseball owners and the baseball players must understand that if there is a stoppage, a work stoppage, a lot of fans are going to be furious, and I'm one of the fannage."
Coco Crisp scores after his first major league at bat. Coco Crisp?
High school pep rally to include watching cows poop
Sex.com court case gets dirty
Apparently, there's a world shortage on polyester.......due to demand
Priestley's doctors: "He's doing better than Futurama"
Move to Oslo
The end of Nando Times stories on FARK
Theme: Unlikely reality shows.
Hatfill may not be an official Anthrax suspect, but the FBI's still showing his photo to everyone in New Jersey
Wired hurting for news stories
Who knew that eating nothing but meat & water could be bad for you?
jockstrap on eBay for $80. Who buys this crap?
ATMs weren't working on 9/11; $15 million stolen
Brain scans allow you to know you have Alzheimer's while you're still coherant enough to dispair about it
SETI wants to spend $26 million to listen to nothing 100 times faster
Blowing it: Rising STD rates show kids that oral sex counts in the abstinence game
Critics lash out at WTC proposals
NASA releases cool new topographical photos of earth (with pics)
Judge orders man to stand on corner with a pig and a sign reading "This is not a police officer"
Photoshop Oslo's famous 'Angry Toddler' statue. Contains statue nudity
Rare art by a Ninja Turtle discovered in closet
Texans on no-call list still getting calls from telemarketers
Tom Arnold honored with 150lb statue of himself made of cheddar cheese
FBI: Stay away from stadiums, or dont. But you might want to, or not
Ohio's dumbass fireworks laws
Ohio looks to outlaw jello shots
Got smack? Try the local military base
In honour of Canada Day, photoshop Prime Minister Jean Whatshisface
Interview with the voice of Spongebob
NPR grumbles but allows people to link without permission
Study shows that men don't want to get married because they're already getting laid
Kentucky to get new, un-named hockey team. Post name suggestions here.
Scientists discover that rat stem cells will work in humans. Well, at least in laywers.
Liv Tyler, J-Lo to star in new Kevin Smith flick
Seattle Mariners Carlos Guillen batting .093 against breathalyzers
Have you violated probation? Skipped bond? You still qualify for a daycare license
Unconstitutional Internet gambling bill breezes through congress
Photoshop theme: Innapropriate Starbucks ads
Mexico declares war on the United States following World Cup loss
Defense: Shoe bomber may have forgotten rights after he was given injection during flight struggle.
AOL COO says that AOL will eventually be pulling $159 per household in fees and services
War Emblem's chances for the Triple Crown are pretty good.
Ford Focus: Unsafe at any speed
The real Star Wars myth was that the films were ever good
Houston fans really like the name "Minute Maid Park"
US Submarine catches fire. Luckily, there was water nearby
Hollywood is out of ideas: Adam West, Burt Ward to star in "Batman" TV reunion
Phone shields don't reduce radiation; Tin-foil hat stock skyrockets
$150 gets you an "international drivers licence"
Bush #41 has a strong influence on Bush #43
The Dallas Morning News doesn't like people linking to their stories
Good news: No school in Greece today. Bad News: It's to stem a mysterious killer virus outbreak
Kazaa moving headquarters to an offshore tax haven
Fashion magazines lie to women about sex
The murder rate in Rio De Janeiro is one per hour
Which redhead is sexier? Laura Prepon (That 70's Show) or Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under)? (safe for work)
Hollywood is really out of ideas: Sequel to "Dude, Where's My Car?" in the works
Like it or not, the whole internet culture is strongly influenced by AOL
Milan pilot committed suicide. No evidence of Acutane
How blind people use the vision part of their brains
Surprisingly, it's illegal to keep a 500 lb. tiger in your back yard
Buddy Griffin and his All Star Banjo Band are on the fast track to making the banjo a popular instrument again
Photoshop some sheared sheep
Despite the violence on September 11, gun sales continue to plummet
Kent State's basketball team will help people forget about the 1970 shootings
Photoshop theme: Design an outfit for the Fark fashion show
President Bush plans to oust Hussein; hopes Saddam doesn't read newspapers
Ohio considering to throw out text books that teach evolution without any mention of God
Slugger Darryl in his typical spring uniform
Photoshop Theme: Stuff we won't see during the Oscars
Wheaton has spoken: SA v. FARK = SA #1, Fark #2 & 3
Extraterrestrials helped Johann Muehlegg win three gold medals in cross country skiing
Chief Wahoo off the new Indians hats, remains on newly designed ugly jersey
Photoshop the food pyramid.
Salt Lake's airport can't handle the fleeing of thousands
Photoshop these Mardi Gras bartenders
1300 New Yorkers to sue NYC for allowing buildings to be attacked
In honor of the games in Salt Lake, photoshop Donny & Marie
Playmates allowed to use the word 'Playmate' without Hef's permission
Photoshop rowdy Patriot fans
Gas prices to skyrocket to $1.62/gallon this summer
Eddie Vedder got a mohawk because of "frustration with bombings and world events"
Photoshop this knee-slapping and downright hilarious Ziggy cartoon
Surface-to-air missiles will surround World Cup stadiums in Seoul
President Bush asks Oprah to visit Afghanistan
Kids that use sippy cups turn into incoherent mumbling adults
Jayson Williams appeared in gun safety ads
Pro Scrabble championship: The movie?
Fans mobbing A-rod
Enron to the nth: Dozens of companys are set to admit they've lost trillions of investors' dollars
Photoshop Theme: Oprah's Book Club rejects
Say hello to AOL Red Hat Time Warner
Obi-Wan McGregor makes his opinions on the subject of Puerto Rican polar bears known to the US government
Was John Walker Lindh mistreated by the US? (with pic)
Slate's Dave Thomas cartoon in error, causes backlash
Bob Bemer invented hyperlinks in 1960, tells BT to shove it
Belarus speedskater has steroid level 400 times the legal limit; Decides to leave Olympics
CNN fights FOX in News Babe battle; Declares Paula Zahn is 'sexy'
Dave Barry's take on the Oscars
Thermal imaging proves eyes emit heat when you lie.
Celine Dion prepares to get photoshopped
Columbus, Ohio residents welcome Starbucks with gunfire & spraypaint
The Cleveland Indians are the best baseball team in the majors
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