TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy
grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You worship them.
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You don’t have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to
you.
You ask the
British for Warplanes,
French for submarines,
You buy the cows with all this and claim
of exploitation by the world.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to
produce the milk
of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with
cows & naturally
that
nation will be a danger to mankind.
you wage a war
to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three
cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live
for 100
years, eat once
a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are
one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times
the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images
called Cowkimon
and market them worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five
cows.
You count them again and learn you have
42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have
17 cows.
You give up counting and open another
bottle of
vodka.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
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You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine
productivity and
arrest anyone reporting it
And Finally
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KERALA ECONOMICS
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You have 100 cows,
Divide them into Congress ( A, to Z) , CPM, CPI, Kerala
Congress-(A-Z), Muslim League, and
further Divide into Ezhava, Nair, Christian, Muslim
etc…
Do not allow milking of cows on any day assigning reason like Bhand, Hartal,
In case some body is trying
to milk the
cows throw stones .
At last when You feel hungry, get up early
morning and collect
the first urine of the cow and
SELL it in brand name of AYURVEDIC
TONIC to foreigners.
If you are not satisfied with
the earnings, export the cow to GULF and live happily