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| *ANIMAL CRISIS* |
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| Episode 9- Baby cause I'm a Pimp |
| This episode stars none other than the creator of Ice Cream Fantastic himself, Andy Milonakis. Weird shit goes down as this pimp daddy tries to make Cow his bitch. Read on to find out if she's gonna have to work the streets or not. |
| Guest Star: Andy Milonakis |
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| "YO! WHERE ARE THE BITCHES AT?!" |
| "Ugh.......I'm gonna go rent a Bob Saget movie.." |
| "Hehe, everyone come quick! There's a white rapper at the front door!!" |
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| "What's yo problem bitchass!? Get your browneye on the street and make me some mata-fucking money!" |
| "Damn, well you know how I love them asian women. Ask him if he can hook me up." |
| "Cow, who the hell is that?" |
| "Some pimp who think's I'm his bitch or something." |
| "Ask him yourself you cock! He's speaks english......west side english." |
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| "-Jesus-mother-fucking-loving-Christ! Can't a brother try to go fishing without being bothered all the time! SHIT!" |
| "Hey Frost, have you seen my Gran Turismo game? I thought I left it in the bathroom but-" |
| "Sorry dude....damn." |
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| Meanwhile in the other room.... |
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| "Kikki, come quick! There's a pimp in the kitchen!" |
| "Danny what the fuck are you talking about?" |
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| "Holeeeee shit...." |
| "That guy would be lucky if he even made a dollar off you,heh." |
| "You know what, fuck you guys! I'm gonna go make some money with my man! You'll see!" |
| "I'm your pimp, not your man! Get it right fool before I have to bust a cap in your happy meal ass!" |
| "Ok baby!" |
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| "Maybe, when I come back you'll have some respect for me!!" |
| "Get in the goddamn car woman!" |
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| "I can't believe it Kikki, she actually left." |
| "Yeah, it's almost sad." |
| "Almost........" |
| "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" |
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| "No more butt- fucking for me. (Sigh)." |
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| The End? |