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| *ANIMAL CRISIS* |
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| Episode 8- The Cow goes MOO |
| In this episode of Animal Crisis, we find Panda and Kikki trying to solve the mystery of why Cow is always walking with a limp and not on all fours.The answer is nothing BUTT delusive. Read on to find out!! |
| Guest Star: Glen McConnell & Cheyne Willison |
| THE END. |
| "Hey, did you ever notice how cow always keeps up one of her feet in the air? Like it's sprained or something." |
| "Kikki, what the fuck are you talking about?" |
| "I mean seriously man. She's never on all fours." |
| "Wouldn't you know? You fucked her remember?" |
| "Goddamnit, I told you nothing happened!" |
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| "Hey guy's, I'm back from the store. I put everything in the fridge. Panda, here's your Dr. Pepper." |
| "Thanks puppy." |
| "I'm a donkey." |
| "I know dick, shutup." |
| "You know, I've also noticed she's always watching arobic workout videos except the people in them are naked and sticking they're fingers up their ass.You think that has anything to do with it?" |
| "Kikki, you need to lay off the bannana-weed man." |
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| Meanwhile...in the other room.... |
| "Jesus Christ, I'm gonna go see what Panda and Kikki are up too." |
| "Oooo..TRACY." |
| "My name....is not...Tracy." |
| "Check it out Cow! Two guy's are getting it on!!! WHOO-HA!" |
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| "What the hell, this Dr. Pepper is warm. Leave it to Dill to get groceries." |
| "Hey Cow! There you are, I need to ask you a question. Why do you only keep three legs up? |
| "Cause I finger my asshole stupid." |
| "..............." |
| "......" |
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| "What? What's wrong?" |
| "Dude, you've had sex with a ass-crazed finatic." |
| "Shut up you Panda fuck." |
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