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| *ANIMAL CRISIS* |
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| The Penis-Itching Crisis |
| Part 4 |
| Episode 7- The Cake Humper |
| THE FINAL EPISODE IN THE PENIS-ITCHING CRISIS!!!! |
| It's the final episode folks in the Saga and things are gonna get really fucked up. Alot of stuff is gonna be revealed that may shock, offend, and make you feel like you've been violated so hold on to your erection and brace yourself for episode seven of Animal Crisis!! |
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| "I'm hungry!! I want to fuck cow again in the butthole!!!" |
| "Look Danny, you can do that later! Just put the cake down!!!" |
| "Cow and Danny have a sexual relationship?! Eww man!! That's fucking gross!" |
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| "Ok!" |
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| "Thank Christ, now what?" |
| "Well, since the cream is on the cake, you have to somehow get it on your penis. And I ain't touching your dick!" |
| "What, so your saying I have to hump this cake in order to be itch-free on my penis?" |
| "Umm, yeah sure." |
| "I am ODIN! The god of popcorn and coca-cola!" |
| "Who are you?" |
| "Would you like to touch my penis?" |
| "Aww for fuck's sake, I'm leaving." |
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| Meanwhile in the other room.... |
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| "Hey, why is it everytime I turn around we're outta Dr. Pepper?" |
| "That's a good question, maybe ASS-FACE over here can answer that." |
| "You weren't complaining last night Kikki!" |
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| "Dude, I swear we didn't do anything." |
| "You sick fuck." |
| "What the hell's going on in the other room? Sounds like a Donkey is humping a cake." |
| "Ugh! UGH! UGH!...er...(huff)...." |
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| Guest Star: Eddie Izzard |
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| "I did it! I fucked the cake! My penis doesn't itch anymore!!! HORRAY!!!" |
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| "Well, my work is done here. I shall see you later when I don't have a erection." |
| "Oh cool!" |
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| "You guys, why is there a baby with wings flying around?" |
| "Oh FUCKY! FUCKY! SUCK MY ASS HAIRS ALL OF YOU!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!" |
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| THE END. |