*ANIMAL CRISIS*
"Who the hell are you??"
"I'm curved slightly, how about you?"
"What?"
"I'm Timmy, I'm here to help you with your Penis-Itching Crisis. I have some cream."
"Oh right?"
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"Hey Kikki, there's some Toucan in the Barn saying he can help me with the itching."
"Why the fuck is there a Toucan in our Barn?"
"I don't know, should we take his help?"
"Go ask Panda, I'm busy watching this bear drive around on tv."
"Hey Panda, I think I find someone who can help us out? Who's he by the way?"
"Ah for fuck's sake."
"Some British comedian named Jeff."
Oh.........well, he said he's got some cream, so should I let him in?"
"As long as he doesn't sleep with Cow."
"I heard that!!!! Asshole....."
"I'm gonna go make some Jam Sandwiches."
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WHORES THIS WAY
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"Where the hell did that neon sign come from?!"
"DANNY!! PUT THE CAKE DOWN!!!"
"What's going on?"
"He took the tube of cream and put it all over the cake!!!!"
"Oooooohhhhhhh SHIT......"
"Heh, I like fingering my asshole!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED............
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The Penis-Itching Crisis
Part 3
Merry Fucking Christmas!!!
Episode 6- Christmas Special
In this episode, it appears that a certain Toucan can help our poor little donkey friend Dill out with his itching. But is he for real or just a bird looking for love in all the wrong places? Read on to find out.

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