*ANIMAL CRISIS*
The Penis-Itching Saga
Part 2
Episode 5- The Lost Cream
"Ok, where did you last put the cream Dill?"
"How the hell should I know!? I didn't have it last. Frost did."
"Great, now what the shit are we gonna do?"
"Man, my cock itches..."
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"Hey guy's, what's up?"
"Dill lost his penis-itching cream."
"Holy shit! Is he ok?!"
"For now, but I don't know how much longer he can hold on."
"Goddamn fucking friction...maybe I left it in the barn."
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"Hey Frost, have you seen Dill's
penis-itching cream?"
"Fuck off, I'm fishing."
"Hmmm...this could be a problem."
"Your telling me...Danny is in the kitchen trying to make cookies with rocks."
"But Cow!! I saw the lady on tv make them!!!
"NO DANNY!! TURN OFF THE OVEN!"
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Meanwhile in the Kitchen....
"DANNY!! Stop it! Your being a bad bear!
"But Cow, I thought you liked it when I played dirty?
"Goddamnit Danny! I told you not to bring that up again!!"
"Fine! See if I ever do you in the butt again!!
"UGHHHHHHH!!!!"
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"Man, this sucks. Who knows who could be next? I just hope we find the cream in time."
"......................."
"..........(sigh)..........."
"..................."
"What?"
"How many more fucking bannana's are you gonna eat until you throw up?"
TO BE CONTINUED...........
The Penis-Itching Saga continues as our friends search for the cream to relieve Dill's pain. And is something going on between Danny and Cow? Find out being reading Episode 5.
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Guest Star: The Cowboy
"I've got some cream in my pants! YEE-HAW and shit."
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