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| "SO..how was your guy's trip to the jungle?" |
| "You don't want to even know the beginning of it..." |
| "It was really green...that's all." |
| "OOOOHH...rrrriiighhttt...you guys are assholes! I can't believe you won't tell me how you trip went! It couldn't have been that bad!" |
| "You'd be pretty fucking surprised..." |
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| "Who the hell is that?" |
| "Oh that's Danny the Bear! He was raping some dead chickens on the side of the road this morining so I let him live with us." |
| ".....you have some serious issues Cow. I'm worried about you...ok?" |
| "Fuck you Kikki, he's really nice! And smart!" |
| "Duh...my ass itches! I think I will go hump the sandbox now! Hehehehe!" |
| "So it shows....." |
| "I'm going to the goddamn kitchen and getting some Dr. Pepper before I lose my mind." |
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| "He really is smart! Watch! Danny masterbate! Go on! Masterbate Danny!" |
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| "Damn, he IS the dumbest fucking bear I know...." |
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| "OK!" |
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| "The low rider..fucks a little slower..duh duh duh duh...the low rider...knows where to put it...duh duh duh..." |
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| "Does anybody know where I put my penis-itching cream?" |
| "Awww shit..you gotta be kidding me..." |
| TO BE CONTINUED.... |
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| In the first part of our story the gang arrives home after their trip to Panda's homeland and find that Cow has a new friend. Danny the bear! But is Danny all there is to see? Plus the mystery of the penis-itching starts..with it's first victim!! Find out who by reading Animal Crisis Episode #4! |
| The Penis-Itching Saga |
| Episode 4- Danny the Bear |
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| Oh..god how I love the poon-tang.... |
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| Guest Star: Sex-Crazed Nun |