*ANIMAL CRISIS*
Guest Star: The Baby
"Holy shit...."
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"I know, their all outta orange juice at the grocery store."
Episode 1 : Cherry Baby
Good god man, panda's and monkey's cussing their brains out. What could be more funny?! Anyway, this is the first comic strip of "Animal Crisis"! We meet Panda and Kikki followed by the pissy Cow. Frost Walrus is the kind of guy who may pop up every now and then so don't expect to see him very much. But when you do, it'll be damn funny assured. Don't know what the baby has to do with any of this but I just wanted to end it quick. Until next week, keep eating your cherries.
"What the hell's going on? Why are there cherries everywhere?"
"I don't know, I think the creator is stoned again."
"Check it out, here comes the bitch."
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"Goddamnit...."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!! I WAKE UP AND THERE'S FUCKING CHERRIES EVERYWHERE!! WHAT'S GOING ON?! TELL ME BEFORE I WALK AWAY WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING!!!"
"Cow needs to shut the fuck up and make me some goddamn pie."
"No rush...."
"We don't know either Cow, but it's not so bad. It smell's good around here."
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"Yeah, go fetch me some more bannana's too."
"WHAT?! THAT'S IT!!!"
"Wait-"
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"WHINE WHINE WHINE!! BLAH BLAH BLAH! COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN!! LALALALALAL! MY HEART WILL GO ON!! DOOOOO! DODODODO!! STAMPER STAMPER! CRY CRY CRY!! SNIFF SNIFF!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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"waaaaaaaaaaa! waaaaaa!!!"
"What the hell was that?!"
Back home
"Oh my lord...."
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"
5 "GOO GOO!! GAA GAA MOTHERFUCKER! HEHEEHEHEHE!!"
"Fuck that, I'm eating my bannana first."
FIN.~
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