| Quote of the Month |
| July 23, 2001 -"So I hope it feel's good pointing out the shortcomings of others." - *Chuz Boy* |
| August 30, 2001 - "You are not your fucking khakis!!!" - *Chelsea Squillacote* |
| September 6, 2001 - "Hey, if a stuff tiger can start a bloody undeground ring of would-be pugilists, anything can happen." - *Galvin B. Chow* |
| October 13, 2001 - "Make love, but no babies!" - *Jason Dawson* |
| November 15, 2001- "Shania Twain's a hard mother-fucking band yo." - *Josh Kressin* |
| December 17, 2001- "I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup."- *Eddie Izzard* |
| January 17, 2002 - "What must cum up must go in your mouth! BUNG!" - *Cheyne Willison* |
| February 23, 2002 - "Color me NINE different shades of not giving a fuck!!" - *Barry Ween(Boy Genius)* |
| March 6, 2002 - "You see that lamp there, it killed all the other lamps and became....THE ONE." - *Tony Johnson |
| April 4, 2002 - "Eww, those things are nasty." (In reference to penis's) - *Megan Tull* |