I'd like to apologize to the World Wide Web for, until now, leaving it completely devoid of the phrase, "Johnny, you knight us". It was my job to do this, and has been ever since I got my first internet presence, and I have failed the blogosphere, the Web community, and Capricorns everywhere. Please accept this late addition to teh Intarweb.
Johnny Unitas was someone famous in some sport -- football, I think -- and his fans used to write signs saying "Johnny, Unite us!" His Lithuanian surname was undoubtedly originally pronounced "Oo-nih-tahs", but Americans evidently Anglicized it to the maximum extent possible. But somehow...somehow, it never occurred to anyone to render his name so as to ascribe to this sports legend (could someone tell me just what sport that was, anyway?) a power that is definitely way cooler than uniting people.
Posted by Bob at September 13, 2006 02:13 AM | Monthly Archive