SSB MELEE LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP 4 WAY MATCH-     VS    VS     VS
Ryan: Welcome back. The Light-Heavyweight 4 Way Match is about to start. And this will me a big match.
Jeff: Almost like a Royal Rumble!
Ryan: That's right. Who will walk out as the first ever SSB Melee Light-Heavyweight Champion? We're going to find out in this match.
(Mr. Game & Watch's theme is playing as the crowd is cheering. Mr. Game & Watch enters.)
Dean: The following contest is scheduled for 1 stock elimination mode and is for the SSB Melee Light-Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first from "in your Game & Watch system", weighing at about 70 pounds, Mr. Game & Watch!
Jeff: Ever played the Game & Watch Gallery series on Game Boy? Well Mr. Game & Watch will be starring in the upcoming Gameboy Advance Game: Game & Watch Gallery 4!
Ryan: Mr. Game & Watch just never quits being on games. We're still seeing him star in games today!
(Kirby's theme is playing! The crowd is booing as Kirby is entering!)
Dean: Making his way to the ring from Dream Land, weighing at about 55 pounds, the Rattlesnake, Kirby!
Ryan: These people really hate Kirby. Even when we heard earler today that Kirby is coming out with an Anime on TV this fall!
Jeff: And it wasn't Yoshi that played a trick on him today! It was Ice Climber Popo! (Kirby poses on each turnbuckle)
(Ice-like music is playing. The crowd is cheering as Ice Climber Popo enters, holding up his hammer.)
Dean: Making his way to the ring from Icicle Mountain, weighing at about 65 pounds, Ice Climber Popo!
Ryan: Ice Climber Popo is a very good superstar in the cruiserweight devision overall.
Jeff: He's a hammerin' ice cold superstar.
(Pikachu's music is playing as the crowd is booing. Pikachu enters.)
Dean: And making his way to the ring from Veridian Forest, weighing at 14 pounds, Pikachu!
Ryan: Former 1-time SSB Champion, Pikachu is also involved in this match.
Jeff: He held the SSB title for not even a month.
(The Bell Rings!)
Jeff: 4 Way Match! Here we go!
Ryan: Pikachu is going after Ice Climber Popo. Mr. Game & Watch is going after Kirby on the other side.
Jeff: Pikachu is starting off good.
Ryan: Mr. Game & Watch is taking Kirby out.
Jeff: Wham! Kapow! Ouch! Bam! So much fightin.
Ryan: WHOA! Mr. Game & Watch with a Fire Rod on Kirby!
Jeff: Pikachu with an Electric Throw on Popo!
Ryan: Pikachu and Mr. Game & Watch seem to be looking great in this match. Nice hammer attack by Popo!
Jeff: Kirby with that inhale attack! That is a cheap shot! Kirby is black! He's got a G&W look!
Ryan: Kirby was about to steal the Chef atack but G&W stopped him with a key attack!
Jeff: Whoo-hoo! G&W dunked Kirby! And Pikachu sent Kirby up!
Ryan: Popo wants to go after Kirby.
Jeff: Ha-ha! Everyone wants Kirby!
Ryan: Pikachu is now going after G&W. G&W & Pikachu both go flying!
Jeff: WHOA! Kirby almost nailed the Stone Cold Stunner on Popo! But Popo evaded!
Ryan: Man, G&W's a punching bag in this match! Popo & Pikachu are both punching him!
Jeff: But Pikachu gave Popo the Thunder attack! Wait a minute! G&W is gonna hit Pikachu with the Fire Rod!
Ryan: He got Pikachu! And Pikachu nearly fell out of the ring! G&W now with a Lion attack! That chair.
Jeff: At least it ain't a steel chair.
Ryan: Kirby is using his Stone Attack to avoid the acid.
Jeff: But it didn't work! He & Popo hit the acid! Ha, Stones can't be shields! Now everyone is hitting the acid! Yes!
Ryan: The acid has gone down. Popo is using that hammer at Pikachu.
Jeff: WHOA!!! PIKACHU SENT ALL 3 FLYING!!!
Ryan: Pikachu is one of the best. He might win. Former 1-time SSB Champion!
Jeff: The acid's back! Popo gets hit! Kirby gets hit! Pikachu gets hit! All but Mr. Game & Watch!
Ryan: And the acid is gone again. Kirby is looking tired.
Jeff: And he still has the Chef ability!
Ryan: Pikachu sent G&W up!
Jeff: G&W come back down & sent Kirby up!
Ryan: Popo sends Pikachu up as well!
Kirby: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Jeff: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Kirby sounds funny!
Ryan: Kirby is eliminated in this match! It is now between Pikachu, Popo, and Mr. Game & Watch!
Jeff: Look how aggressive Popo is! He's knocking down both men! He dunked Pikachu!
Ryan: Mr. Game & Watch is being sent all over! This match is coming right down the wire!
Jeff: Popo's runnin wild!
Ryan: Pikachu is still in.
Jeff: There goes Mr. Game & Watch again!
Ryan: Seems like he is still in as well.
Jeff: WHOA!!! POPO SENT BOTH PIKACHU & MR GAME & WATCH UP!!! (crowd goes nuts!)
Ryan: THEY BOTH GET KO'D! THEY'RE BOTH ELIMINATED! Ice Climber Popo is the Light-Heavyweight Champion! (Popo's theme plays)
Dean: Here is your winner, and the first ever SSB Melee Light-Heavyweight Champion, Ice Climber Popo!
Jeff: Man, that was awesome! I knew it was going to!
Ryan: Man, Popo has been so successful ever since he made his debut here in SSB! First ever European Champion, now the first ever Light-Heavyweight Champion! All in 3 months!
Jeff: Okay, what's next?
Ryan: Up next, we heard earlier that Bowser got his chance to face Mewtwo now! Next will be Bowser going 1 on 1 against Mewtwo! And it's coming up next!
(The camera is backstage. Bowser is getting ready for his match. Donkey Kong is with him! The crowd is cheering for both men!)
DK: Now we all know that Donkey Kong is not scheduled to wrestle today. But DK is here to tell you that you're gonna END MEWTWO'S CAREER!
Bowser: That's exactly what I'm gonna do! I really wanted Mewtwo at Summer Slamfest, well now I've got him today! Mewtwo, how are you gonna survive? How are you gonna survive when you're in the same ring with the great Bowser?! (Bowser roars!) (Bowser leaves & heads his way to the ring!)
Ryan: Well it's coming up next!
(Commercial Break)

EXIBITION-        vs
Ryan: Well Bowser wanted Mewtwo at Summer Slamfest, but Bowser was scheduled to face Ganondorf. Now he gets a piece of Mewtwo today!
Jeff: Bowser is nothing but a monster! Not only is he strong, but he is the strongEST of all of SSB!
(Breaking Point's "One Of A Kind" is playing as the crowd is booing. Mewtwo enters.)
Dean: The follwoing contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first from the Unknown Dungeon, weighing at 269 pounds, Mewtwo!
Ryan: You know, it is possible that Mewtwo could defeat Bowser today. Remember that Mewtwo can lift anyone with that psychic ability of his.
Jeff: But Mewtwo is too small for Bowser! Bowser weighs about 300 more pounds than Mewtwo!
(Bowser's music is playing as the crowd is on their feet!)
Jeff: Bowsermania is runnin' wild!
Ryan: Bowser is arriving and the crowd loves him.
(The lights in the arena shut down!)
(Flames burst and heavy metal music plays! The lights are flashing red!)
Jeff: Is this like supposed to be a laser-light show or somethin?
(The titantron says "BOWSER" as Bowser enters! The crowd is still on their feet!)
Dean: And his opponent from his castle, weighing at 480 pounds, BOWSER!
Jeff: Bowser weighs about 210 pounds more than his opponent. Mewtwo is next on his list!
(The Bell Rings!)
Jeff: Bowser's showing off! He's breathin flames!
Ryan: While Mewtwo is throwing projectiles at him. Look at this! Mewtwo's lifting Bowser real easily!
Jeff: Bowser's floating actually.
Ryan: No, it's that psychic power of Mewtwo! He threw 5 projectiles at him!
Jeff: Bowser got out of it! Bowser from behind! He's attacking Mewtwo!
Ryan: Bowser is now in control! But he is taking shots from Mewtwo and is still trying to attack.
Jeff: Bowser really hates Mewtwo! He wants to destroy him for good!
Ryan: Mewtwo with alot of electric power. Now he's has a headlock locked in! He delivering purple smoked punches as well! He won't stop!
Jeff: Is Bowser gonna tap out? I know he won't!
Ryan: Look at this! Bowser's countering! He's above Mewtwo's head! He's gonna try to crush Mewtwo!
Jeff: Do it, Bowser! HERE HE COMES!
Ryan: Oh, but Mewtwo evaded just on time! There's that Headlock of Mewtwo's again! And those punches as well.
Jeff: Bowser countered again! Bowser attacks from behind!
Ryan: Mewtwo still trying to fight. He threw a projectile at Bowser. A fully charged up projectile would be Mewtwo's finishing move, the Shadow Ball.
Jeff: FIRE!
Ryan: Bowser is now breathing fire! But Mewtwo deflected the flames! Mewtwo teleported! He is right in front of Bowser. He is hitting Bowser with that long tail of his! Bowser goes up in the air.
Jeff: YES! SHELL DROP BY BOWSER! (Bowser pins!)
Ryan: It could be over here!
Crowd: 1...2(Mewtwo kicks out!)
Ryan: Bowser has never fallen in this match yet. He is immortal. Bowser is now in control. Shell Attack! Another Shell Attack! There's a 3rd one! Mewtwo keeps evading as Bowser is trying to deliver a Shell Drop. (Shell Attack is A in midair)
Jeff: Mewtwo with a Small Package!
Crowd: 1..(Bowser kicks out!)
Ryan: A 1-count!
Jeff: The acid got Bowser! (crowd is booing)
(Bowser jumps out of the acid like a monster & crushes Mewtwo & falls back in the acid, making a big splash!)
Jeff: Whoa, did you see that from Bowser? Awesome!
Ryan: All that acid slowed Bowser down. Mewtwo in control again. That tail of his is being used again. Nearly scored the Dark Cloud attack!
Jeff: Fight, Bowser!
Ryan: Mewtwo still in control. Still attacking with his tail sending Bowser up! It's been 4 tail attacks now...WHOA!!! Mewtwo with a power Dark attack! (Smash Forward +A)
Jeff: Bowser fell! It takes so long in the match just to knock him down! (Mewtwo pins!)
Crowd: 1.....2.(Bowser kicks out!)
Jeff: YES! Bowser's still in the match!
Mewtwo: You're dead Bowser! (attempts a Disable attack but Bowser counters!)
Ryan: HERE COMES BOWSER! HE PUNCHED MEWTWO IN THE GUT!
Jeff: That's gotta hurt! WHOA, Bowser nearly scored his Power Headbutt!
Ryan: Mewtwo is attacking Bowser again with his tail.
Jeff: 1 hit...2 hits...Ooh! Bowser with a Shell Attack!
Ryan: But Mewtwo comes back with an Electric Attack!
Jeff: Wait a minute! Bowser's gonna crush Mewtwo! Hope he knows where Mewtwo is at since he teleported.
(Mewtwo appears beneath Bowser and gets crushed!) (Bowser pins!)
Crowd: 1.....2.....(Mewtwo kicks out!)
Ryan: Nearly had Mewtwo!
Jeff: That was a perfect aim!
Ryan: Right now, it's 301% to 210%! Bowser could get beaten soon. He's taken 100% more damage than Mewtwo.
Jeff: Uh oh!
Ryan: Bowser with a Military Press! Bowser's lifting Mewtwo with only one arm! He's too light for Bowser! (Mewtwo gets slammed to the ground and Bowser pins!)
Crowd: 1.....2.....(Mewtwo kicks out!)
Ryan: Almost had him again!
Jeff: I thought he had him!
Ryan: Bowser kicks Mewtwo in the groin! That's an illegal move, but the ref didn't see it!
Jeff: Yeah, he kicked him in the nads!
Ryan: Mewtwo struggling to stay on his feet, because of that Low Blow. Here we go! Mewtwo's coming back! Now he's lifting Bowser, with that psychic ability again! Here come 5 projectiles! They all connected! Wait a minute, he's not done! Here come 5 more! Ouch! (Mewtwo pins!)
Crowd: 1....2.(Bowser kicks out!)
Ryan: Bowser pushed Mewtwo off him!
Jeff: Watch from behind, Mewtwo!
Ryan: Mewtwo saw him coming. There's that Headlock of Mewtwo's again!
Jeff: Wait a minute.
Ryan: Mewtwo let go and now Bowser is stunned. Mewtwo grabbs him. He's now delivering electric punches. 5 more projectiles at Bowser! And a tail attack! And another! Bowser is in the air!
Jeff: Wait a minute! (BOWSER CRUSHES MEWTWO!)
Crowd: 1.....2.....3!
Jeff: HE GOT HIM!!! BOWSER WON!!! (Bowser's music plays)
Dean: Here is your winner, BOWSER!!!
Ryan: Mewtwo got knocked out! Bowser is still undefeated!
Jeff: Wait a minute! Bowser's not done yet!
Ryan: Bowser is choking Mewtwo! HE CHOKESLAMED HIM OUT OF THE RING! Man, Bowser is like a monster when he wrestles! Now Bowser's leaving!
Jeff: That's what you get for messin with the great Bowser!
Ryan: Well are you ready for this?: The main event is coming up next! Ganondorf defends the SSB Melee Championship against Fox McCloud! It's coming up next!
(The camera is backstage, in the NWO's locker room! Fox, is with Marth, Roy, Falco, Captain Falcon, and Samus! The crowd is cheering for them!)
Falco: Fox, are you ready to win the SSB Melee Championship?!
Fox: YES!
Falco: What is going to happen in the match?
Fox: Fox McCloud will nail the Spinning Heel Kick in Ganondorf's face, Fox McCloud will pin Ganondorf: 1, 2, 3, he'll win the SSB title, and Princess Zelda will be rescued! Now I'm going off on my own, I don't need any interferance from you guys! Know why? Becasue single handedly, I can beat Ganondorf!!! (crowd is cheering!)
Marth: ALRIGHT! GO GET 'EM, FOX!
Fox: (running his way to the ring!) GRRRRR, HERE I COME, GANONDORF!!!
(Commercial Break)

SSB MELEE CHAMPIONSHIP-        vs
Ryan: Well ladies and Gentlemen, Ganondorf is defending his SSB title once again. Last week, Bowser DID defeat him because of a Disqualification, but Ganondorf is still the champion. And still physically undefeated.
Jeff: This time, he defends the title against The Weapon Boy, Fox McCloud!
(Heavy metal music is playing! The crowd is booing! The lights are red)
Ryan: Well Ganondorf turned his back on all his fans last week. People hate Ganondorf now.
Jeff: And all his fans now like the NWO!
Ryan: Ganondorf nearly ended Link's career. Speaking of Link, he'll be back somewhere near Christmas this year.
Jeff: That's a long time.
(Ganondorf enters as the crowd is booing at him!)
Dean: The follwoing contest is scheduled for 1 fall and is for the Super Smash Bros Melee Championship! Introducing first from his own castle, weighing at 300 pounds, he is the Super Smash Bros Melee Champion, GANONDORF!!!
Ryan: Ganondorf is a monster. He is 6'11, 300 pounds.
Jeff: He's bigger than the Undertaker, isn't he?
Ryan: Yeah.
(The broadcast gets interrupted! The NWO logo is on the screen as the NWO theme plays! The crowd is cheering! Fox McCloud enters!)
Dean: And introducing the challenger, from Corneria, weighing at about 160 pounds, "The Weapon Boy" Fox McCloud!
Ryan: Can Fox McCloud defeat Ganondorf and become the new SSB Melee Champion?
Jeff: Doesn't look like it. Fox McCloud was 18 years old when Star Fox 64 came out. So today, he's 23.
Ryan: Fox McCloud is only 160 pounds, and about 5'3 for height.
(The Bell Rings!)
Jeff: Yes! Fox shot Ganondorf from a distance!
Ryan: Uh oh, Ganondorf is pissed off already!
Ganondorf: GRRRRR!!!! (charges towards Fox)
Ryan: Ganondorf punched Fox in the gut!
Jeff: He's gonna try to end Fox's career as well!
Ryan: Ganondorf is in full control! He's destroying Fox!
Jeff: GANONDORF'S CHARGING UP HIS ARM! HERE COMES THE WARLOCK PUNCH!!! HE'S GONNA KILL FOX!!! LOOK OUT!!!
(THE PUNCH CONNECTS!!! FOX GOES FLYING ALL THE WAY INTO A TURNBUCKLE! FOX FALLS TO THE GROUND!)
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!! IT CONNECTED! FOX IS TOTALLY OUT!!! IT'S A 1-HIT KO! FOX LOSES! IT'S OVER RIGHT HERE! (Ganondorf pins Fox!)
Crowd: 1.....2.....(FOX KICKS OUT!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!)
Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE!!! IT'S NOT OVER YET! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! FOX KICKED OUT OF THE WARLOCK PUNCH!!!
Jeff: Ganondorf's seriously pissed off! His face is all red!
(FOX GETS UP RIGHT AWAY!) (The crowd is cheering!)
Fox: HIYA!!! (Fox nails the Fire Fox on Ganondorf!)
Ryan: WHOA! Fox McCloud is back in this match! I still can't believe he kicked out of the Warlock Punch!
Jeff: Oh man.
(Ganondorf punched Fox in the gut again!)
Jeff: Fox is still taking alot of pain! He evaded a Gerudo Dragon attack.
Ryan: This melee is still continuing, SSB Melee Championship on the line. Fox McCloud challenged Ganondorf last week to get Zelda back from Ganondorf!
Jeff: Oh yeah! Zelda was kidnapped by Ganondorf and Fox is fighting Ganondorf to get her back!
Ryan: Wait a minute! Fox with an Enziguri! But Ganondorf hardly moved.
Jeff: DAMN IT! Dark Dive by Ganondorf!!! (crowd boos)
Ryan: Fox went flying and is outcold again! The Dark Dive is a very devastating attack. (Ganondorf pins Fox!)
Crowd: 1.....2....(FOX KICKS OUT! The crowd goes nuts!)
Ryan: NO! FOX IS STILL IN! Fox got back on his feet!
Jeff: Fox's got such high agility, that Ganondorf keeps missing attacks! Ganondorf is so confused!
Ryan: But Ganondorf with another Dark Dive! (Crowd is booing and chanting for Fox McCloud!)
Jeff: Why won't Ganondorf fall in the acid?!
(Ganondorf goes for another Dark Dive, but Fox gets up and evades! The crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Fox is up! He's kicking Ganondorf!
Ryan: Fox evaded from another Dark Dive! Fox is kicking Ganondorf hard! YES!
Jeff: ENZIGURI!!! (Ganondorf falls to the ground!) PIN THAT SON OF A BITCH, FOX! WIN THAT TITLE!!! (FOX PINS GANONDORF!)
Crowd: 1...(GANONDORF KICKS OUT AND THROWS FOX OFF HIM!)
Ryan: WHOA! A hard punch by Ganondorf! Fox only got a 1-count out of Ganondorf! Ganondorf got hit by the acid! Both men are down!
Jeff: Who will get up first and attack?......Ganondorf is up! Ganondorf with another Dark Dive to Fox! (crowd is chanting "Ganon sucks!") AND ANOTHER DARK DIVE!
Ryan: It's gotta be over for Fox! (Fox gets up!) WAIT A MINUTE!
Jeff: HE'S UP!
Fox: HIYA!!! (goes the wrong way and spins out of control! HE CRASHES INTO A WALL!)
Jeff: WHOA! Fox crashed into a wall! He's outcold again! Ganondorf is pinning Fox!
Crowd: 1.....2.....3! (crowd starts booing! Ganondorf's music plays!)
Dean: Here is your winner, and still the SSB Melee Champion, GANONDORF!!!
Jeff: DAMN IT! ZELDA REMAINS KIDNAPPED!
Ryan: And Ganondorf remains SSB Melee Champion!
Jeff: HEY!!!
Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE! IT'S THE NWO!!! They're all gonna attack Ganondorf!
Jeff: YES!!!
Ryan: They're all knocking Ganondorf down! Steel Chairs and all that!
Jeff: Break Ganondorf's bones!
Captain Falcon: (grabs a microphone) HEY! Ganondorf! We are so sick and tired of you seeing you cheat to win! Because at Beach Battle, we know you're gonna lose that SSB title! And not only that, we're gonna get Zelda back from you! You think you can win with a cheap shot, like the Warlock Punch?! I'll show you a punch!
Ryan: YES! Captain Falcon's gonna Falcon Punch Ganondorf!
(Marth and Roy hold Ganondorf up. CAPTAIN FALCON NAILS THE FALCON PUNCH ON GANONDORF!!! The crowd goes nuts!)
Ryan: YES!!! CAPTAIN FALCON WITH THE FALCON PUNCH ON GANONDORF!
Jeff: The NWO's leaving! What's Marth doing?
(As the NWO theme plays, Marth takes Ganondorf's back and gets a black spraypaint bottle! Marth sprays on Ganondorf's back "NWO"! The NWO then leaves!)
Jeff: Yes! NWO 4 Life!
Ryan: Well ladies and gentlemen, we are out of time! Ganondorf will be defending the SSB title at Beach Battle: on Pay Per View August 8th! Don't miss it! Well, we are about 35 days away until then! I'm Ryan from Ryan's Super Smash Bros Melee Site, signing off!
Jeff: Ganondorf is still down!
(Fireworks Fight signs off)
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