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| STREET FIGHT- VS Jeff: *Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp* Ryan: I think Homer Simpson made fun of that song on a Halloween Special where they ran over Ned Flanders. I forgot what Homer said though. Well anyway, this Street Fight match was made by Yoshi. It was all because Mario fired his girlfriend, Jigglypuff last month. Jeff: Ever since then, Yoshi's been one angry guy! Like Triple H always being mad! Ryan: Mario got beaten up in a grocery store last month by Yoshi. That was when Yoshi challenged Mario to a match. Jeff: And later that week, Mario was being interviewed on the radio and Mario said that he accepts the challenge! Not much heard about that, but I happened to turn the radio on and hear it. Ryan: I though you hated AM radio, Jeff. Jeff: I don't know, I was just seeing what was on. Ryan: This is going to have many weapons and all that. There is No Disqualification either! (A Super Mario Bros Techno theme is playing. Mario enters as the crowd is booing) (New theme) Jeff: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, Mario! Ryan: Again, people hate Mario. This must be his theme music as a heel. Jeff: Yoshi's gonna kill Mario! I just know it! Ryan: Possibly, yeah. Jeff: Another thing Mario said on the radio was that he's got something up his sleeve! So Mario's gonna do some magic tricks on Yoshi, huh? We'll just see about that! (Yoshi's theme plays! The crowd goes wild! Yoshi enters, running down the ramp and into the ring! The Bell Rings!) Jeff: Street Fight time! Ryan: Mario with a Karate Kick! Yoshi with a Headbutt! Look at them go! Jeff: Yoshi is winning this so far! Just as I thought! BAM! Headbutt! It's February 23rd out here and no snow here! It's about 50 degrees out here! The match might be taken outside you know. It's in the ring right now. Ryan: Mario with his signature move, the Triple Strike! (A,A,A) Yoshi is trying to fight back, but Mario reverses his moves. Jeff: LOOK! Mario's Cape! Ryan: Roundhouse kick by Mario. Jeff: A mushroom! Who will get it? Ryan: Mario is starting to kill Yoshi here! Jeff: Damn! The mushroom is gone! Ryan: Yoshi is getting tired. Throw by Mario! Jeff: Cmon, Yoshi! Mario fired your girlfriend! Kill Mario! (crowd is starting to chant "Mario sucks!") Ryan: Mario Tornado! (Down+B) And some Multiple Coin Low Blows! (Up+B) Jeff: Yoshi's gonna throw Mario! Nice throw! Surfs up! He Speared Mario! Ryan: Yoshi is coming back! Jeff: Dropkick by Mario. Ryan: Yoshi is trying to give Mario all he's got! Jeff: Yoshi flies out of the ring! Look like fun! Mario is taking Yoshi backstage! Ryan: They are in a Hallway just behind the titantron enterance. Jeff: Why are your parents arguing? Ahh! Vacume Cleaner in the other room! Ryan: Yoshi threw Mario right through the titanron enterance and is on the ramp to the ring! Jeff: Yoshi threw him back in the ring! Ryan: But Mario is up and threw him into the crowd! Jeff: Mario got in there and is now going after Yoshi in the crowd! Ryan: They're getting real close to the skybox, where we are! Jeff: They're heading outside! It's 50 degrees out there! And sunny out! Ryan: In the outside parking lot! Yoshi is punching Mario. Yoshi threw him into a car! Jeff: Now they're taking it back in! Into the crowd again! Ryan: Yoshi sends Mario flying! Mario is 30 feet in the air! HE'S FALLING BACK DOWN IN THE RING! Jeff: BAM!!! Mario's outcold! Ryan: Yoshi is now making his way back in the ring! Jeff: Mario is getting up after about a minute of being outcold. Ryan: Yoshi has Mario! Here comes Yoshi's new finishing move, the Fusion Cannon! Jeff: Which is holding him by the side, throwing him up in the air, and getting him in a Pendulum Backbreaker! It's gotta be over right here! All Yoshi has to do is pin him! It'll take about 2 minutes for Mario to get up from all that impact! Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE! (SOMEONE IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!) Jeff: IT'S PEACH!!! (CROWD GOES WILD!) (PEACH GETS INTO THE RING RIGHT AWAY!) (PEACH IMMEDIATELY SLAPS YOSHI IN THE FACE HARD!) Ryan: Yoshi is dazed from being slapped in the face by Peach! Jeff: And now Mario with a Rollup! 1! 2! 3! MARIO WON THE MATCH!!! Ryan: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! EVEN PEACH IS IN SSB MELEE! Jeff: Mario and Peach are leaving happily! Yoshi is on his side, with an angry face at Mario! Ryan: What will happen next with the rivalry between Mario and Yoshi? Jeff: I don't know. Ryan: Well, the match between Bowser and Donkey Kong will be held another time. Jeff: The match of the ages! Man wrestling today is so awesome now! You got the nWo back in the WWF, you got SSB Melee debuting, newcomers have arrived.... Ryan: Well anyway, speaking of newcomers, 5 of them made their debut here today! Jeff: Wow. Ryan: But do not worry because many more are on their way as the year progresses! Well today we got Bowser, Zelda, Popo, Nana, and Peach! Jeff: That makes it 15 superstars here, since Luigi & Jigglypuff got fired. Ryan: Well we are 22 days away until Forward and March! And yes, more newcomers will be there! And now here is the entire roster of SSB right now! ("Special Movie" is shown from Archives on the GCN game) (After the movie, DK is backstage about to leave. The crowd goes wild!) (Suddenly, BOWSER attacks from behind!) Ryan: HEY! Jeff: Bowser knocked DK down and is stomping on him! Bowser: You gotta learn how to get ready, Donkey Kong! SSB Melee is going to suck for you, when I kick your ass in the ring! Ryan: What a sick man! What is going to happen between these 2 giants at Forward and March? (Valentine's Day Heartbreak signs off) |
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