Beach Battle

SSB MELEE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP-     vs
Ness def. Marth by pinfall to become the new Intercontinental Champion
(HBK's music plays as the crowd is cheering! Ness enters!)
Dean: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall and is for the SSB Melee Intercontinental Championship! Introducing the challenger from Onett, weighing at 70 pounds, NESS!
Ryan: Well I gotta tell you; It's great to see Ness back after a 3 month injury in his arm. He is now at 100%.
Jeff: But he might have to go right back in the hospital again, since he's facing the Toughest Man In Japan, Marth, who enjoys hurting people!
(Ness poses in the ring and fireworks blast!)
Ryan: Marth seems to have an advantage since Ness has just returned last week.
(The broadcast gets interrupted by the NWO! The NWO logo appears as the NWO theme plays! The lights are black and white as Marth enters!)
Dean: And his opponent representing the NWO, from Tokyo Japan, weighing at 165 pounds, he is the SSB Melee Intercontinental Champion, MARTH!
Ryan: Marth looks very dangerous with that expression on his face and seeing him hold the IC title.
Jeff: Marth is the Toughest Man In Japan! What did you expect?
Ryan: Marth is full of ruthless agression, I'll tell you that.
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: Marth is about twice the height of Ness! He starts off with a strong slash!
(Marth tries to grab Ness but Ness evades! Marth then grabs Ness and throws him after that!)
Jeff: Ness sucks in Marth's point of view! Ness just gave Marth some electric powered attack.
Ryan Ness is trying to fight through Marth's sword! But Ness is taking hits from it. Both men are getting hurt.
Jeff: Uh oh! Marth grabbed Ness! He slammed him hard!
Marth: COME ON!
Ryan: Ness tries to get behind him but he couldn't. The fight continues.
Jeff: Here comes another throw from Marth! He slams Ness to the ground!
Marth: You're too easy for me!
Jeff: Marth just stabbed his Ness's face with his sword! Ness is all bloody in the face!
Ryan: Ness is still trying to fight. He doesn't have much left.
Ness: PK FLASH! (misses attack)
Jeff: Ness went for his finisher but missed.
Ryan: Marth is just beating the hell out of Ness!
Jeff: SHIELD BREAKER! (Marth pins)
Crowd: 1....2...(Ness kicks out!)
Ryan: Oh, but Ness just barely kicked out! Ness crawls over and grabs a Pokeball. He can't get up. It's Chansey.
Jeff: Marth is gonna slash Ness hard! (Ness goes flying!)
Ryan: Ness landed on his feet! He went up and then landed on his feet! Amazing! He went for a Bat Swing but missed!
Jeff: Look at this combo of Marth's! Oh, he grabbed Ness again! He slammed him!
Marth: You're weak, kid! (Marth pins)
Crowd: 1....2...(Ness kicks out!)
Ryan: Ness has kicked out again! Now Marth is picking him up! Another combo!
Jeff: Marth is the master of combos!
Ryan: What a hard slash by Marth! Now Marth is getting a Pokeball!
Jeff: It's Weezing!
Ness: PK FIRE! (burns Marth!)
Jeff: He got Marth!
Ryan: But Ness is taking shots from the Smog from Weezing!
Jeff: Marth with another Shield Breaker--oh, he missed!
Ryan: NESS FROM BEHIND! Oh, but Marth counters! He's trying to grab Ness.
Jeff: Yo-Yo to Marth!
Ryan: Ness just keeps coming back!
Jeff: Oh, but Marth has Ness again! Slammed him! And another slam! AND ANOTHER! (Marth pins!)
Crowd: 1....2..(Marth lets go of Ness!)
Ryan: Marth is not done yet! He wants to beat Ness good! He is slashing Ness a little more!
Jeff: Slammed him.
Ryan: Ness still trying to fight back, even though he has nothing left.
Jeff: Slammed Ness again! And another! AND ANOTHER! Now he's slashing Ness still! Ness is at 400% now!
Ryan: Someone stop this match! This is too much for Ness!
Jeff: Dolphin Slash by Marth!
Ryan: But whoa! Ness stomped on him! But it did no good! Marth hardly felt it! Both are fighting to get that Party Ball.
Jeff: Mario Party 4 Ball! Ha-ha! *Oh I wonder what's in the Wonder Ball?*
Ryan: Whatever's inside, Marth will get it! He threw Ness out of his way!
Jeff: Prizes!
Ryan: Marth is going to get that Bob-Omb! WHOA!!! IT BLEW UP ON HIM!!!
Jeff: BEFORE MARTH FLEW RIGHT INTO NESS, NESS CAUGHT HIM IN A SMALL PACKAGE!
Crowd: 1.....2.....3!!! (crowd goes nuts!)
Ryan: HE GOT HIM!!! NESS HAS WON THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!!!
Dean: Here is your winner, and the NEW SSB Melee Intercontinental Champion, NESS!!!
Ryan: Ness hardly laid a hand on Marth and he still won the title! I can't believe it!
Jeff: Ness is definitly the Showstopper!
Ryan: Let's take a look at the instant replay in slow motion! Marth went to grab the Bob-Omb, but it exploded on him! Marth went flying, just about to ram into Ness, but Ness caught Marth just in time, into a Small Package Pin and pinned Marth 1...2...3!
Jeff: This is incredible! I can't believe it! This is great!
Ryan: I guess you can never kick out of a Bob-Omb explosion! Well up next, is a rematch of the 1980s! Mario vs Bowser! Can Mario rescue Peach one more time? It is coming up next!
Jeff: Alright!
(Commercial Break)

EXIBITION-          vs
(In the NWO locker room, Marth is seriously pissed off, along with Fox McCloud!)
Marth: GOD DAMN IT!!! I WAS CHEATED OUT OF THE IC TITLE! I just got beaten by a 13 year old kid for my IC title! God, that no good (beep noise) wuss is gonna get the beating of his life!
Fox: What the hell's been going on here?! First, me & Falco lose to a 12- year old! Then Captain Falcon and Samus lose the Tag Team titles to Mewtwo and that yellow rubber mouse! And now we just lost the IC title to some dumb weak kid! Well you know something, Marth? We can make up for that!
Marth: Explain to me.
Fox: Well if Yoshi defeats Ganondorf later today, then Zelda will be free and will be with us again! But let's talk about the NWO! You see, the best PPV for the NWO is Autumn Armageddon! That is where the NWO first formed! It's where I returned last year from injury and made a major impact to everybody! Just think about what will happen with us THIS year! We will conquer SSB Melee!
Marth: Exactly! I can't wait until then! I want my revenge on Ness!
Fox: And I got Ganondorf if he remains champion today, which I know he won't!

Bowser def. Mario by pinfall
(Benefit's "Warp To World 69" plays as the crowd boos. Mario enters.)
Dean: The following contest is schedueld for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York, weighing at about 190 pounds, the SSB Melee Chairman, MARIO!
Ryan: Mario is ready for action against his long time rival, Bowser!
Jeff: It's been so long since they've fought against each other! Last time, they battled was about 2 years ago, in Paper Mario, for the N64!
Ryan: If Mario wins, then Peach will be rescued! Then the Women's title will be for grabs again!
(Bowser's music is playing as the crowd goes nuts!)
Jeff: Bowser will destroy Mario this time!
Ryan: I don't know. Mario is 10-0 against Bowser!
Jeff: This time, Bowser will win! I know it! (The lights in the arena shut down!)
Ryan: Bowser may be 0-10 over Mario, but in SSB Melee, Bowser's been here for half a year, and he is still undefeated!
(Flames burst as Heavy Metal music plays!)
Jeff: Bowser is the most dangerous superstar in the business today!
Ryan: Mario does not look scared at all.
(The crowd is supporting Bowser as he enters!)
Dean: And his opponent, from New York, weighing at 480 pounds, BOWSER!!!
Ryan: No one knows where Bowser is from. All we know is that he's from the New York City area. Near Brooklyn. That's where the Mushroom Kingdom is, and his castle must be located up there.
Jeff: Bowser is a monster truck who never runs out of fuel!
(Bowser breathes flames in the ring as the lights flash red!)
Ryan: Bowser has the best enterance, I'll tell you that.
Jeff: Uh oh.
Ryan: Bowser and Mario are staring each other down! They both have had alot of history together.
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: They still are staring each other down. This crowd is on Bowser's side instead of Mario's!
Jeff: Bowser is stronger than ever. Mario can't beat him! LOOK AT THIS! BOWSER'S BREATHIN FLAMES AT MARIO!
Ryan: The fight has begun! Mario has Bowser's tail! He's swingin Bowser and throws him! Flashback to Super Mario 64!
Jeff: And Mario Party 2.
Ryan: Mario and Bowser are still attacking at each other. Neither one will back down! Mario seems to be winning, as predicted. Mario now is getting ready for one big attack!
Jeff: BOWSER'S CHARGING TOWARDS MARIO!
Ryan: But Mario punches him hard and Bowser falls on his shell and gets back up!
Jeff: Can Mario lift Bowser? YES! But Bowser landed on his feet! Mario only lifted him about a foot in the air!
Ryan: Mario is outsmarting Bowser. He has his tail again! Swinging him...and threw him! Mario is now using his cape! It made Bowser's flames go the opposite direction!
Jeff: Darn, the platform was in the way! Bowser could've crushed Mario!
Ryan: It looks like Bowser's getting tired. (crowd is chanting for Bowser)
Jeff: Mario's gonna lift him again! Still, Mario only lifted him a little. Bowser landed on his feet again!
Mario: SLAM DUNK TIME! (MISSES AND FALLS!)
(Bowser pulls Mario back in the ring!)
Ryan: UH OH! (BOWSER CHOKES MARIO WITH ONE HAND!)
Jeff: CHOKESLAM!
Ryan: THERE IT IS! CHOKESLAM TO MARIO!
(Bowser puts one foot on Mario's chest for a pin!)
Crowd: 1.....2.....3!
Jeff: WOW! A ONE-HIT KO! BOWSER HAS DEFEATED MARIO!
Dean: Here is your winner, BOWSER!!!
Ryan: MARIO'S FIRST LOSS TO BOWSER! BOWSER STILL HAS PEACH!
Jeff: I TOLD YOU BOWSER WAS GONNA WIN! HA HA!
Ryan: Well Mario has been knocked unconcious while Bowser is leaving! Mario is gonna get put in an ambulance.
Jeff: Bowser has destroyed Mario!
Ryan: Well the main event of Beach Battle is next! Ganondorf defends the Undisputed Championship against Yoshi! It is coming up next!

SSB MELEE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP-           vs
Ganondorf def. Yoshi to retain his Undisputed Championship
Ryan: This could be Yoshi's biggest match of his career! He could leave the building as the next Undisputed Champion!
Jeff: I don't know about that. Besides Bowser, Ganondorf is another man who is undefeated! And besides, last year, Yoshi was also in the main event for the SSB Championship and lost!
Ryan: True. But we're talking about THIS year! He is facing Ganondorf, who has never lost to anybody yet!
(Yoshi's music is playing! The crowd is cheering! Yoshi enters!)
Dean: The follwing contest is scheduled for 1 fall and is for the SSB Melee Undisputed Championship! Introducing the challenger, from Yoshi's Island, weighing at about 140 pounds, YOSHI!!!
Ryan: Earlier this year, Yoshi held the Intercontinental Championship for a very long time. But he was cheated out of the title to Marth.
Jeff: I think he was 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions at one point also. He & Mario were the Tag Team Champions at one point.
Ryan: But Yoshi could win the Undisputed Championship! He is facing one of the most popular villians in all of Nintendo, Ganondorf!
(Slayer's "Here Comes The Pain" plays! The lights are purple! The crowd is booing!)
Jeff: Wow, purple lights instead of red. Looks better.
Ryan: Ganondorf made his in-ring debut at Memorial Civil War, winning the Undisputed Championship! And is still the champion!
Jeff: Ganondorf is the kind of guy who likes to hurt people and end people's careers!
(Ganondorf enters, staring Yoshi down!)
Dean: And his opponent, from Hyrule, weighing at 300 pounds, he is the SSB Melee Undisputed Champion, GANONDORF!!!
Ryan: Ganondorf is still making his way to the ring. Yoshi looks very frightened.
Jeff: That's why we never interview Ganondorf. Our staff is scared of him!
Ryan: Ganondorf is filled with nothing but power. Just looking at him makes us think that he is going to destroy Yoshi!
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: No weapons in this match. HERE WE GO!
Jeff: YOSHI'S KICKING GANONDORF! Ganondorf can't attack! (crowd is cheering!)
Ryan: YOSHI LIFTED GANONDORF AND THREW HIM!
Jeff: PIN HIM YOSHI! YOU COULD HAVE HIM HERE! (YOSHI PINS!)
Crowd: 1.(GANONDORF KICKS OUT!)
Ryan: WHOA! Not even close! Ganondorf is up! Both men are staring each other down! Ganondorf is scaring Yoshi with that pissed off expression on his face!
Jeff: Yoshi's gonna attack Ganondorf--
Ryan: UH OH! Ganondorf counters!
Jeff: DARK DIVE!!! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, WHENEVER HE DOES THAT MOVE!
Ryan: Ganondorf's gonna do it again! WHOA, YOSHI COUNTERS!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Jeff: Who's gonna get up?
Ryan: Yoshi gets up. Ganondorf gets up. Ganondorf doesn't know where he is right now. He's on Dream Street!
Jeff: YES! MULTI-KICK COMBO BY YOSHI!!! HE'S TOO FAST FOR GANONDORF! THERE'S ANOTHER THROW! AND ANOTHER!!! THE SURF ATTACK BY YOSHI!!! MY GOD!!! (YOSHI PINS!)
Crowd: 1! .....2! .(GANONDORF KICKS OUT!)
Ryan: EVERYONE'S STANDING UP! OVER 35,000 FANS HERE AT YOSHI'S ISLAND!
Jeff: I THINK HE'S GONNA DO IT! I THINK YOSHI'S GONNA WIN THE TITLE!
Ryan: HERE IT COMES---Oh, he missed! He nearly Slam Dunked Ganondorf! but Ganondorf got back to his senses and evaded!
Jeff: Chase Ganondorf down and finish him off!
Ryan: Yoshi with an Egg Lay to Ganondorf! And--OOOH! What a Powerful Kick by Ganondorf!
Jeff: That'll get the wind knocked out of you! This must be the turning point of the match!
Ryan: Yes it is! Ganondorf is in control! A few more kicks to the chest!
Jeff: But Yoshi just keeps comin back! He slammed Ganondorf!
Ryan: Yoshi's picking up Ganondorf. Both men have taken heavy damage.
Jeff: Here comes another Egg Lay--Wait a minute! Ganondorf evades!
Ryan: HE'S CHARGING UP HIS ARM! HERE COMES THE WARLOCK PUNCH!!!
Jeff: Get back to your senses, Yoshi!
(GANONDORF NAILS THE PUNCH ON YOSHI! YOSHI GOES FLYING INTO A TURNBUCKLE AND IS KNOCKED UNCONCIOUS!!!)
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!!
Jeff: THE WARLOCK PUNCH!!! IT HAS CONNECTED!!! YOSHI IS TOTALY KNOCKED OUT!!!
Ryan: I THINK GANONDORF BROKE YOSHI'S NECK!
Jeff: MY GOD!
Ryan: And now Ganondorf...is slowly limping over to Yoshi. He has one foot on Yoshi, pinning him!
Crowd: 1.....2.....3!
Jeff: DAMN IT!!! GANONDORF WON!
Dean: Here is your winner, and still the SSB Melee Undisputed Champion, GANONDORF!!!
Ryan: Man, WHAT A MATCH! I thought Yoshi had the match won!
Jeff: I thought the same thing! Man, Ganondorf gets closer and closer to losing the title every month!
Ryan: Ganondorf has been here for over 4 MONTHS, and still he has never been beaten yet!
Jeff: Same with Bowser, who has been here for a year! Remember when he began to stalk DK at last year's Beach Battle?
Ryan: Yeah. Well, Ganondorf's got Zelda, Bowser's got Peach, and so many other things have happened today! What a Beach Battle this was this year!
Jeff: My god.
Ryan: Well we are out of time! We got new Tag Team Champions, a new Intercontinental Champion, and Ganondorf is still the Undisputed Champion!
Jeff: He's now 5-0! He beat Link, Fox McCloud, Donkey Kong, and now Yoshi! He also beat Bowser by a disqualification!
Ryan: But Bowser is still undefeated because it was a DQ. Well we'll se you at Autumn Armageddon! On PPV September 2nd! I'm Ryan from Ryan's Super Smash Bros Melee Site, signing off!
(Beach Battle signs off)