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| MAIN EVENT- vs THE MOB Jeff: We no longer have Mike Buffer with us here in the business. He went back as a WCW Announcer again. But we don't have to have him! Because our match is starting in any second! SSB is going to kick some serious ass! Ryan: The match is beginning now. (A rap-like theme with lots of cuss words is playing as the crowd is booing very loud! The Mob enters! The leader of the Mob is holding his basketball trophey in his hands.) Jeff: The following contest is scheduled for 1-stock elimination mode! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 750 pounds, The "Leader of the Mob" Mike, Roger, Joe, Steve, & Nick, THE MOB!!! (Techno Music is playing as Pikachu enters! The crowd is cheering loudly!) (new version of theme music) (Yoshi's theme music is playing as Yoshi enters! The crowd is still cheering!) (NWO Music plays as Link & Fox enter! The crowd is actually cheering for them!) (Donkey Kong's theme music plays as the crowd is cheering very loud! Donkey Kong enters with Mario!) Jeff: And their opponents, being accompanied by Mario, at a combined weight of 909 pounds, the team of: Pikachu, Yoshi, Link, Fox McCloud, and Donkey Kong! Ryan: HERE WE GO! SSB is walking down the ramp, into the ring! The match has begun! (The Bell Rings!) (Mario watches the match from outside the ring.) Jeff: YES!!! A GIANT MELEE IS IN THE RING!!! EVERYONE IS FIGHTING!!! (crowd is cheering!) Ryan: OH, PIKACHU THROWS NICK OUT OF THE RING! (crowd cheers again) Nick's eliminated! Jeff: Come on SSB! 4 to go! Ryan: Pikachu is helping Yoshi out! They both picked up Steve and throw him out of the ring! (crowd is still cheering!) Everyone else is still fighting each other! Jeff: It's now 5 against 3 in the ring! SSB is winning! Ryan: Oh yes! Link uses his sword to throw out Joe! (crowd cheers again!) Jeff: Roger is attacking Fox McCloud while Donkey Kong and Mike are at it! Ryan: OH YES!!! FOX DROPKICKS ROGER OUT OF THE RING!!! (The crowd cheers loudly!) Jeff: All the members of SSB are taking out Mike! (crowd is chanting "SSB!") Ryan: Mike is down! They're all stomping on him! Jeff: It's 5 against 1 in there! (Mario enters the ring and gets a microphone) Mario: SSB! Stop for a minute! (Mario stands in front of Mike, who is outcold.) Listen, Mike! I've tried to warn you, but you never listen! You helped Afghanistan bomb the World Trade Center? You tried to shut SSB down? You're gonna take this the hard way! Pikachu! Give him the Electric Throw! (crowd is cheering!) (Pikachu picks up Mike and Thunderbolts him & then slams him to the ground! The crowd cheers!) Mario: OH YEAH!!!.....I haven't had enough! Link! Fox! Get this moron with some steel chairs! Burst him open! (crowd is cheering!) (Link & Fox go outside of the ring & pick up a steel chair! They go back in the ring and constantly smash the steel chairs on Mike! They burst Mike open! Link & Fox go up to his face and talk trash at him! The crowd cheers very loud!) Jeff: This is the first time the crowd wants the NWO to do dirty work like this! Mike is bloody all over his face and is outcold! (Yoshi walks up to Mike and steals his basketball trophey!) Mario: I love this! Alright! Yoshi! Mike doesn't deseve to have that trophey! It's yours now! It's yours! Alright! DONKEY KONG! (crowd is cheering loudly!) GIVE HIM THE WIND-UP PUNCH!!! (LINK & FOX HOLD UP MIKE AS DK WINDS UP HIS ARM! HE THEN GIVES MIKE THE WIND-UP PUNCH AS THE CROWD IS CHEEING AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!!!) Ryan: OH MY GOSH! YOU COULD HARDLY SEE MIKE FACE ANYMORE! IT'S ALMOST ALL BLOOD! Mario: YES!!! THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO SEE! THOW HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! (DK & Yoshi throw Mike out of the ring!) Jeff: And the match is over! All 5 member of the Mob are out of the ring! SSB WINS THE MATCH!!! Ryan: Here is your winner, SUPER SMASH BROS!!! Jeff: That is what you get for messing with SSB! The Mob is banned from SSB forever! Ryan: And we are out of time! On our next Pay Per View, Halloween Horror, what will the Mob be thinking by then? And what will Yoshi do with that trophey of Mike's? We are 36 days away until Halloween Horror on Pay Per View! I'm Ryan from Ryan's Huge N64 Site, signing off. (Mario, DK, Yoshi, Link, Fox, & Pikachu celebrate in the ring as Clash Court signs off.) |
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