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| SSB Tag Team Championship- & VS & Jeff: Hey that was fun, Luigi! Now I know everything about Luigi's Mansion! Ryan: Out of all the Gamecube games released, Luigi's Mansion is the most selled game! And it's only been in stores for 4 days! Jeff: Well, how bout this next match? The Tag Team Match? Ryan: Yes! The Tag Team titles are on the line! Yoshi & Mario defending the Tag Team Titles against Fox McCloud and Samus Aran! (NWO Theme plays as Fox & Samus enter. The crowd boos.) Jeff: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Fox McCloud & Samus Aran, The NWO! Ryan: With that stong armor on Samus, it makes her weigh over 200 pounds! Jeff: The NWO is an allinace that everyone hates. It's a group of 4. Not long ago, Samus had defected to the NWO. I sure hope these 2 lose this match. (Yoshi's Theme plays as the crowd is cheering very loud! Yoshi & Mario enter!) Jeff: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 435 pounds, they are the SSB Tag Team Champions, Mario and Yoshi! (The Bell Rings!) Ryan: This is Yoshi's Hometown, hope he wins this. Jeff: It's Samus vs Yoshi on one side and Mario vs Fox on the other! Exactly 2 years ago, Mario & Fox were very big rivals! Ryan: Mario with a Mario Tornado on Fox. Samus is taking down Yoshi. Jeff: Mario is looking great, but Yoshi's not. Fox: HIYA!!! (bites his crotch) (On the N64 Game, when Fox does his Up+B attack, after he says "Hiya!", he looks like he's biting his crotch!) Jeff: Mario with a Coin Combo! (Up+B) It looks like a bunch of Low Blows to me! Ryan: Samus with a Powerful Punch onto Yoshi! Yoshi is busted open! Jeff: Samus goes for the pin! Crowd: 1! 2! (Yoshi kicks out) Jeff: A mid-2 Count. Yoshi is still hangin in there. Ryan: And now Fox is helping out Samus! (crowd starts booing) Jeff: Yoshi is being double teamed! Ryan: Check it out! Samus is shooting Yoshi while Fox gives Yoshi a Missile Dropkick! Jeff: That is very painful! Fox now with an Enziguri on Yoshi! COME ON, MARIO! DO SOMETHING! Ryan: HERE COMES MARIO! HE'S HELPING OUT YOSHI! NOW EVERYBODY IS FIGHTING! Jeff: Samus with a huge burn onto Yoshi! Fox kicks him! Ryan: Mario just can't get much impact in there. Samus gets Yoshi in a Screw Attack. Jeff: Yoshi is completely helpless! He's been doubleteamed so much, that he's been disabled to attack! Ryan: Now Fox is pinning! Crowd: 1...2-- Jeff: MARIO BROKE UP THE PIN! HE'S ATTACKING FOX! Ryan: Samus is picking up Yoshi, BUT YOSHI GETS UP AND SLAMDUNKS SAMUS!!! (crowd is cheering!) Jeff: Both Yoshi & Samus are down! Ryan: Yoshi's back up again! He throws an egg at Samus! Now he's pinning Samus! Crowd: 1! 2! (Samus kicks out!) Jeff: Could Yoshi be coming back in this? Ryan: But wait! Samus with an amazing throw on Yoshi! Jeff: Samus has charged up her gun! Screw Attack on Yoshi! Ha-ha! Look at Mario & Fox! Ryan: Mario and Fox are still attacking each other outside of the ring! Fox: HIYA!!! (rams into Mario & bites his crotch) Jeff: WHOA!!! SAMUS WITH AN AXEHANDLE SMASH ON YOSHI!!! Ryan: But Yoshi kind of blocked that move and jumped out of the ring to help out Mario beat Fox! Jeff: HEY! Ryan: YOSHI GAVE FOX HIS OWN FINISHER!!! THE DROPKICK!!! Jeff: YOSHI STOLE THE DROPKICK AND GOT FOX IN IT!!! Ryan: Fox is still getting up! Jeff: Fox with an Enziguri on Mario! ...........LOOK OUT! Ryan: Samus released her Blaster! Jeff: She missed! Ryan: Fox is dodging Mario's attacks. Jeff: Another Enziguri! Mario is down! Ryan: And Fox slams Yoshi down! And Yoshi got up really fast! Jeff: Samus is now playing archery by shooting Yoshi from a distance! Yoshi is on a cloud! Fox: HIYA!!! (bites his crotch) Jeff: That's not funny anymore! Fox biting his crotch? I used to laugh at that, but I got bored with that! Ryan: The crowd doesn't think it's funny anymore either! It's sick! Jeff: Samus slams Yoshi. Ryan: Yoshi gets up really fast again! Jeff: Boy the turkey sure smell great! Actually, the whole feast smells great! I can smell all of that from here! Ryan: Fox is going after Yoshi. Yoshi dodges a punch and jumps right behind Fox! He sends Fox flying! (crowd is cheering!) Jeff: Fox didn't even see that coming! Fox: Huh? What happened? (looks left & right as Yoshi is charging towards him from behind!) Ryan: YOSHI COMES FROM BEHIND AGAIN!!! (crowd is cheering!) Jeff: Mario knocks down Samus! Samus is down! Now Mario is going to help Yoshi attack Fox! Ryan: Yoshi throws an egg at Fox! Fox is dazed walking towards Mario! Jeff: MARIO WITH A HEADBUTT!!! (crowd cheers very loud!) Fox: WHOOOOOOAAAHHH!!!!!!!! Jeff: LOOK OUT!!! EVACUATE THE SKYBOX!!! HE'S GOING TO CRASH THROUGH IT!!! (FOX FLIES UP TO THE SKYBOX, SHATTERS RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS, AND CRASHES RIGHT THROUGH A TABLE!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!) Jeff: OH MY GOSH!!! (goes up to Fox's face) TAKE THAT, FOX MCCLOUD!!! (laughs!) Ryan: There's absolutely no way Fox will get up from that! He shatters right through glass and went through a table almost at the same time! Jeff: OH MAN! THIS SHOULD BE THE "SLAM OF THE WEEK!" THIS IS IT! Ryan: Meanwhile in the ring, Samus Karate Kicks Mario! Samus was down, outside of the ring! She didn't see what happened to Fox! Yoshi with a Dropkick on Samus! Jeff: Both Samus & Mario tackle into each other and both go flying! Ryan: Yoshi Spears Samus onto a cloud! Jeff: Samus is back in the ring. The Spear isn't that strong for most wrestlers. People like Goldberg, Edge or Rhyno have a powerful Spear. Ryan: You always have to relate SSB to WWF, Jeff! Jeff: Well SSB & WWF are cousins! Ryan: Yoshi Speared Samus again! Jeff: And Yoshi threw an egg at her! Ryan: Mario is going to help out Yoshi! They both kick Samus into the air! Jeff: Double Team attacks always do double damage when 2 guys do the same move on 1 guy. Ryan: Yoshi jumps in the air! Jeff: BODY PRESS ONTO SAMUS!!! (crowd cheers loudly!) SAMUS IS OUT! Yoshi pins! It's gotta be over right now! Fox can't save Samus! Crowd: 1.....2.....(Samus kicks out!) Ryan: Speaking of Fox, he is STILL outcold here in our booth! Jeff: Oh yeah! Another Spear on Samus! Yoshi always "Britney Spears" Samus! Ryan: Yoshi threw an egg at Samus! Jeff: What the hell is Mario doing?! He's leaving the ring! Where's he going? Ryan: Mario is going through the crowd! It looks like he's coming up here! Jeff: YES! MARIO'S GONNA FINISH UP FOX MCCLOUD! Ryan: Yoshi is busting armor pieces off of Samus! Jeff: MARIO! WAZZAAAPP?!!!! Mario: Where's Fox?! Jeff: (goes up to Fox's face) HEY FOX! DID YOU HEAR?! MARIO'S GONNA BEAT YOU UP! Fox: ..................................(gets up slowly) Ryan: Fox is getting up! Fox: Huh? Where am I? (MARIO IS BEATING UP FOX AS THE CROWD IS CHEERING!!!) Jeff: YES! MARIO'S BEATING THE HELL OUT OF FOX MCCLOUD RIGHT UP HERE IN OUR ANNOUNCER BOOTH! Ryan: AND YOSHI WITH A POWERFUL SLAMDUNK ON SAMUS! Mario is beating up Fox up here while Yoshi is finishing Samus in the ring! Jeff: Mario is still taking out Fox! Ryan: Samus is starting to come back with a Dropkick on Yoshi. It now looks like a Singles Match now for the Tag Team Titles! Jeff: Yoshi sure loves eggs! He threw another at Samus! Ryan: YOSHI THREW SAMUS IN THE AIR!!! Jeff: OOOH! BUT SAMUS SLAMDUNKED YOSHI! Ryan: Samus is now cherging up her gun! The Blaster might be coming! Jeff: Again, Samus burns Yoshi up! Ryan: Yoshi's looking tired. We could have new Tag Team Champions. Jeff: Wait a minute! It looks like Yoshi's going to give Samus a Sideslam! Ryan: NO! HE THREW HER UP IN THE AIR! Jeff: SAMUS IS COMING BACK DOWN! Ryan: YOSHI WITH A BACKBREAKER! (crowd is cheering!) Jeff: That was awesome! A Throwing Sideslam/Backbreaker Combination! I've never seen anything like that! Ryan: Samus is completely out as Yoshi pins! (Mario stops attacking Fox in the skybox) Crowd: 1....2....3! (Yoshi's theme plays) Ryan: And it's over! Yoshi and Mario win! Jeff: Here are your winners, and still the SSB Tag Team Champions, Yoshi and Mario! Ryan: Mario made his way back into the ring to celebrate with Yoshi, while Fox McCloud is up in our skybox, angry. Jeff: THIS IS THE GREATEST TAG TEAM MATCH IN THE HISTORY OF SSB! This is also my favorite, too! Ryan: Yoshi had won this match in his very own hometown! Jeff: Remember when Fox McCloud went through glass & then a table? Fox: What?! You guys liked it when that happened to me?! Hey, I'm fine! And next month, I will be successful! Because I am the Weapon Boy, you stupid rubber mice! (leaves) Jeff: I'll tell you, Fox McCloud doesn't know how to speak English. He calls everyone a "rubber mouse"! Where did he get that from? Ryan: I don't know. Well, coming up is our main event for today! Link defends the SSB title against Donkey Kong! Next on Thanksgiving Food Fight! (Thanksgiving Food Fight goes on commercial) |
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