Luigi vs Jigglypuff

February 14, 2001 3:00 PM

Ryan: Welcome to Valentine's Day Heartbreak! I am Ryan and this is my new announcer, the Voice Actor of the SSB Narrator, Jeff Manning!

Jeff: Wuz up, Ryan?
Ryan: Nothing. I'm gonna just sit back and watch some SSB!
Jeff: Same with me.
Ryan: Well, were in Yoshi's Island. A big tournament will be held here. All weapons will be nothing but hearts! The damage meter is set to 50% to make it a long match.

3:07PM 1st Match- 1st Round- vs
Ryan: First up is Luigi vs Jigglypuff.
Jeff: Nice start for Valentine's Day.
Ryan: Here comes Luigi!
(the crowd is cheering loud for Luigi while the Mushroom Kingdom Music is playing.)
Luigi: Yeah! People want me to win!
Ryan: Luigi is Mario's brother. He loves wrestling, and he is one tough opponent to beat.
Jeff: Are you saying he will win?
Ryan: It depends who he's facing. His opponent is Jigglypuff. She has recovered from injury and is ready to take revenge.
(the arena goes black. Then the enterance of the arena goes red. Suddenly Heavy Metal Music is playing and flames appear near the enterance! Jigglypuff is entering but people can hardly see her. The lights go back on. Jigglypuff is using the Undertaker's stance in the ring with her eyes closed. Jigglypuff opens her eyes when her arms are down and she now has blood-red eyes!)
Jeff: That was a long enterance.
Ryan: Jigglypuff could be the new Kane!
(The bell rings!)
Jeff: Here we go!
Luigi: You ready to lose?
Jigglypuff: (Hisses at Luigi)
(Luigi starts off with a dropkick. Jigglypuff then uses a spinning dropkick.)
Jeff: Both are like lightning.
Ryan: That spinning dropkick Jigglypuff used is called the Cute Twirl Thing.
(Luigi misses a Flaming Uppercut while Jigglypuff misses a headbutt. Then they start dodging each other.)
Ryan: What is this? Invisible Dodgeball?
(Luigi is shooting Fireballs at Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff pounds Luigi.)
Ryan: An egg appeared! Let's see who gets it!
Jeff: Luigi is closer to it.
(Luigi tries to get it. But Jigglypuff zooms past Luigi and gets it.)
Jeff: Luigi was trying to get it like a couch potato.
(Luigi attacks Jigglypuff at the edge of the arena and almost knocks her out. Jigglypuff gets back in. Luigi then uses his running attack.)
Ryan: That running attack is called Afraid Yet Brave.
(Jigglypuff tries to throw the egg at Luigi but misses.)
Jeff: This isn't Egg Breaking Time yet. It's in April.
(Jigglypuff gets a heart!)
Ryan: Jigglypuff went from 73% to 0%!
Jeff: Luigi is at 35%. What's in those hearts that recovers you?
Ryan: Probably chocolates.
(Jigglypuff gets another egg and misses again!)
Jeff: Now that Jigglypuff has red eyes, do you think her eye sight went down?
Ryan: I think so.
(Another heart appears. Jigglypuff starts singing and tries to put Luigi to sleep. Luigi evaded the attack. Jigglypuff comes after him and pounds him. Jigglypuff gets the heart and recovers again!)
Ryan: Will this match ever end?
Jeff: Luigi is at 59% while Jigglypuff is at 10%.
(Jigglypuff gets another egg at threw it at Luigi. Luigi took some damage. Luigi picks up a heart!)
Jeff: This match is going to be an hour long!
(Jigglypuff again starts singing, putting Luigi to sleep. While he was sleeping, Jigglypuff got another heart!)
Jeff: Take a look at this, Ryan! Both are at 0%!
(A referee comes in the arena to break up the fight. He picks up a microphone.)
Referee: The match would not end so we will add an extra weapon. We will add the hammer!
Jeff: Yes!
Referee: A never-ending match always ruins the events!

3:25 PM (The bell rings again!)
Jeff: This time the match will be more interesting!
Ryan: Let's see who wins.
(Luigi starts doing all these different types of kicks. He shoots Fireballs at Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff pounds Luigi.)
Ryan: Is the match repeating again? I'm having Deja-Vu!
(Luigi repeats the kicks he was using. Jigglypuff starts singing and Luigi evaded the attack. Luigi sends Jigglypuff above himself.)
Ryan: It looks like the match is coming to an end!
(Jigglypuff uses the Cute Twirl Thing on Luigi. Luigi attacks Jigglypuff, almost knocking her out. Jigglypuff tries to come in but Luigi bangs her hard in the face and she flies near the clouds in the arena!)
Ryan: Jigglypuff is really losing it!
Jeff: Luigi just got a heart! Luigi is at 0%! Jigglypuff is at 180%!
(Luigi hits her hard with all of his strength and Jigglypuff almost got knocked out!)
Jeff: I thought he had her!
(Jigglypuff German Suplexs Luigi and strikes him.)
Ryan: Luigi is at 63%.
Jeff: Whoa! Jigglypuff goes flying again!
Ryan: Luigi attacked her with his Luigi Cyclone.
Jeff: She's not defeated yet!
Ryan: I think it's over! Luigi sends her flying again! She's falling.....falling......NO! SHE'S STILL IN!!!
Jeff: She is just hangin' in there.
(Jigglypuff strikes Luigi.)
Jeff: Luigi is now at 100%. Whoa! Luigi gets in a massive explosion and goes flying!
Ryan: Luigi got back in. That was very close. I thought Jigglypuff had him right there!
Jeff: Luigi is at 141%. Jigglypuff is at 229%!
(Luigi uses a spinkick. Jigglypuff uses the Cute Twirl Thing.)
Ryan: Oh yeah! Great uppercut by Luigi! It wasn't the Flaming Uppercut.
Jeff: Can't escape that!
Ryan: And....THERE SHE GOES! SHE'S FINALLY TAKEN DOWN!!! Luigi is the winner!
Jeff: Jigglypuff needs steroids.
Luigi: Whoo-hoo! (picks up a microphone) Hey, listen up! I want my next victum to be Samus! If I don't face her, I will defeat her in March! (leaves while Mushroom Kingdom Music is playing.)
Ryan: This match was the longest match in SSB History!