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| SSB CHAMPIONSHIP- (champion) VS Ryan: It seems like a huge match will be coming later today! Donkey Kong vs Fox mcCloud! A rematch from Memorial Civial War! And Kirby will be facing Mike later today as well! Well, Jeff should be coming back here in a few minutes. In the meantime, is this match now! The SSB Title is on the line! Jigglypuff defends the SSB Title against Link! This was scheduled almost a month ago! (The lights go out. Minutes later, Flames burst as Heavy Metal music plays & Jigglypuff enters! The crowd is cheering!) Michael Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Making her way to the ring, from Neon Town, weighing at 12 pounds, she is the Super Smash Bros Champion, Jigglypuff! Jeff: I'm baaaaack!!! So what's going on now? I can see that Jigglypuff is coming out with the SSB Title. Ryan: This is the SSB Championship Match! Jigglypuff vs Link! Jeff: Oh yeah! I completely forgot about this match! Ryan: Jigglypuff is known as the "Red-Eyed Demon". Can she retain her title tonight? (Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" is playing! The crowd knows it's Link & boos. Link enters!) Jeff: HEY! It's Link with a new theme! "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park! Michael Buffer: And her opponent, from Kokiri Forest, weighing at 225 pounds, Link! Jeff: Ladies and Gentlemen- Here is LINK-in Park! Ryan: That's a good one, Jeff! If Link wins the SSB Title today, he'll be the first ever SSB Superstar to become a 2X SSB Champion! Jeff: I would have never pictured Jigglypuff being the SSB Champion! It's like being the WWF Champion! That's how major that belt is! Ryan: But can Link defeat Jigglypuff and become a 2X SSB Champion? We're going to find out now! (The Bell Rings!) Ryan: Already a Spinning Slash by Link! Jeff: Link wants that SSB Title so much! He's already going for the pin! We could have a new champion here! crowd: 1....2..(Jigglypuff kicks out) Ryan: Nope! It's way too early! Jeff: Link is such an idiot! Ryan: Nice Split Kick by Jigglypuff. Jeff: And look at them go! Link evades by going on a higher platform! Something big will happen here. Ryan: Jigglypuff with a Pound Attack. Link is now on the lowest platform now. Nothing big has happened. Link goes for a giant slash but Jigglypuff dodges! Jeff: Jigglypuff attacks Link's boomerang! And Link kicks Jigglypuff in the air! Balloons always fly, I guess! Ryan: Jigglypuff is back down and--MY GOD! She does a strong kick at Link, right in the face! Link is busted open! Jeff: Link's gonna get mad & aggressive here. Ryan: Look out! Jigglypuff is singing, putting Link to sleep! Jeff: Link wakes up right away! Jigglypuff goes for a Headbutt but misses. Link throws her out of the ring! Ryan: Jigglypuff gets back in. Link sends her flying! Jeff: We're going to have a new champion! Ryan: Jigglypuff at 75%. Link at 90%! Jeff: Link sends her up again! SPINNING SLASH!!! It's over right here! Link is pinning! crowd: 1.....2.....(Jigglypuff kicks out! The crowd cheers!) Ryan: Almost had her! Jeff: Just seconds away from being the new SSB Champion! If Link keeps up the attacking & slamming, he should win. Ryan: Link falls in the acid! He goes flying! Jeff: This is almost like Battlebots! The acid is like the Pulvurizers! Ryan: Jigglypuff falls in the acid as well! Link is still flying! Jeff: They both made it on the top platform, out of the acid! Ryan: Link sends Jigglypuff flying! Jeff: Link with a kick and--SPINNING SLASH!!! Ryan: And Link falls into the acid again! He's getting up slowly! Jeff: But can he get up & pin Jigglypuff? ....Link is up...Jigglypuff's getting up as well! (crowd is cheering!) Ryan: Link wasn't fast enough to pin Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff is up! HEADBUTT ONTO LINK! (crowd cheers!) Jeff: Link gets up quickly and--ANOTHER SPINNING SLASH!!! Now it should be over! Link is pinning! crowd: 1....2....(Jigglypuff kicks out as the crowd cheers!) Ryan: MY GOD IT'S NOT OVER! THANK GOD! Jeff: How the heck is Jigglypuff still in this match? Ryan: Jigglypuff does not want to lose the SSB Title! Jigglypuff is up! SHE SENDS LINK FLYING! (crowd is still cheering!) Jeff: Link is down! ........He's back up again! He sends Jigglypuff flying! That was very brutal! Ryan: Link with another Spinning Sla--NO! JIGGLYPUFF REVERSES! Pound Attack! Jigglypuff could be coming back in this match! I don't know how much these 2 can take! Jeff: THERE IT IS!!! ANOTHER SPINNING SLASH!!! LINK GOES FOR THE PIN! Ryan: I believe it's all over right here! Jeff: We're going to have a new SSB Champion! crowd: 1.....2.....(JIGGLYPUFF JUST KICKS OUT IN TIME!!! THE CROWD CHEERS VEYR LOUD!!!) Ryan: ANOTHER 2-COUNT!!! JIGGLYPUFF WON'T STAY DOWN!!! Jeff: And look at Link! He's very mad now! Ryan: Jigglypuff is getting up VERY VERY slow! Jeff: Link is demanding her to get up! Ryan: Jigglypuff is on her feet, completely dazed! Jeff: And Link slashes her to the ground again! Link's going to try another pin! crowd: 1.....2.....3! Jeff: HE GOT HER!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!! (Link's theme plays) Michael Buffer: Here is your winner, and the new Super Smash Bros Champion, Link! Ryan: Link is now a 2X SSB Champion! And coming up next is a rematch from Memorial Civil War! Donkey Kong! Fox McCloud! NEXT! (The camera goes backstage in the NWO's locker room. Captain Falcon is with Fox McCloud. They both watched Link's match on their TV.) Captain Falcon: Fox! Link won! He's the SSB Champion! The SSB Championship is back home to the NWO! YES! (High 5s with Fox) Fox: Sorry to break this to you, but I can't stay for the party. I have an ape to kill! (leaves) Captain Falcon: Hey, Fox! Good luck on your match against Donkey Kong! (Halloween Horror goes on commercial) |
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