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| SSB CHAMPIONSHIP-TRIPLE THREAT MATCH- VS VS (The camera is in the skybox at Ryan & Jeff) Ryan: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the very last Pay Per View of 2001 and we just want to say thanks for watching our first year of Pay Per Views. Jeff: We got another year coming up ahead! And another, and another, and so on! We've come a long way! And--HEY!!! It stopped snowing! Ryan: What's that got to do with anything, Jeff? Jeff: It all melted! Damn it! We only have 1 day for it to snow or else it'll be a green dull Christmas! Ryan: This is also the last match of the day. Jeff: That guy who's been stalking DK is still after him! He hasn't even revealed himself yet! It's been 4 months now! Ryan: Well anyway, we're getting set for the Triple Threat Match starting in any moment! (Yoshi's theme plays as the crowd goes wild! Yoshi enters!) Michael Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring from Yoshi's Island, weighing at 110 pounds, Yoshi! Jeff: I bet Yoshi, "Da Christmas Man" will win this match! Ryan: Well we'll just find out. He's seems very confident with this match. (DK's theme plays as the crowd goes wild again! DK enters!) Michael Buffer: Making his way to the ring from Congo Bongo Island, weighing at 235 pounds, Donkey Kong! Jeff: Donkey Kong is the biggest man in the business. I bet Link will lose and either Yoshi or DK will win! HEY! It's snowing again! Really hard! Whoo-hoo! Ryan: I guess we will have a White Christmas. (Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" plays. The crowd is booing. Link enters with a Santa Hat and Red Tunic!) Michael Buffer: And making his way to the ring from Kokiri Forest, weighing at 120 pounds, the Super Smash Bros Champion, Link! Jeff: Link's got a Santa Hat instead of a Green hat and a Red suit! He looks like Santa without the body and the facial hair! Ryan: Link is outside of the ring. He's got a microphone. He's going to say something. Jeff: He looks like he's in a good mood. Link: Hey Yoshi and Donkey Kong! No matter what happens in this match, I will beat both of you! (crowd boos) And when I do, there is no tomorrow for the two of you! After today, you guys are done! No more title shots for my Championship! You two are overused here in SSB all the time! Let someone else have a turn! You guys have had WAY too many title shots anyway! So as long as I'm the greatest 2-time SSB Champion this business has ever had, this is your last title shot! (enters the ring) Referee: OK all 3 of you. You must win this match by pinfall! But the first man to fall out of the ring is automatically eliminated! Then the remaining 2 must fight untill 1 man wins by pinfall! Let's go! (The Bell Rings!) Ryan: Okay! So the first man to fall out of the ring is eliminated. And the 2 remaining guys must win by pinfall! Link tries to Triple Slash DK but DK blocked it. Jeff: Yoshi ate Link! And threw him back out! Ryan: Ooh! Link tried to slash DK but DK ducked and Yoshi got hit instead! Jeff: I really like Link's Santa suit & Yoshi's boots! DK has nothing but a gold chain on his neck instead of a tie! Ryan: DK only looks like that in SSB. Jeff: He looks better also. Ryan: Link threw his boomerang at DK! Jeff: You will see Link get double-teamed in this match alot! Ryan: Link slashed both of them! Jeff: But Yoshi went through that move! Tail Whip on Link! I don't mean the Pokemon attack Tail Whip though. Ryan: Oh, Link almost fell out of the ring! Jeff: I've noticed! The crowd almost started going wild! 1 person must fall out of the ring before any pinfalls! Ryan: Link is now showing some great power! He slashed both of them again! Jeff: DK just punched Yoshi. Someone get Link! Ryan: DK & Yoshi are fighting a little bit. Link rams his sword into both of them again! Jeff: Yoshi with a Hip-Hop Drop onto DK! DK never saw it coming! Yoshi ate Link! Link's in an egg! Ryan: Link's out of the egg and kicks Yoshi. Jeff: Link throws another boomerang and it hit Yoshi. Ryan: Now everyone is fighting! Jeff: DK with a Superkick on Yoshi! Link with a Hookshot on DK! Ryan: DK is back on his feet, with a Low Blow on Yoshi. Jeff: Link with a Wild Riiide on DK! DK's still standing up. Ryan: DK almost Superkicked Yoshi again! Jeff: DK with a nice Splitkick on Yoshi! HEY! An Alleyoop! Link with a Strong Slash on Yoshi! Ryan: But Link got DK in a Spinning Slash! Ouch! Jeff: Another Alleyoop! Before DK was about to go flying, Yoshi ate him! DK came out of the egg & almost Dropkicked Yoshi! Ryan: Link is throwing his boomerang in the air. He slashed both Yoshi & DK hard! They both hit the boomerang! Jeff: Man, Link is DOMINATING this match!!! Ryan: Link is using his word to Low Bow Yoshi! (crowd boos) Jeff: Don't slice Yoshi's testicles off! Link is a sick man! Ryan: Yoshi goes flying from that Low Blow! (crowd loudly boos) Yoshi is now back in. He landed on his feet. Jeff: yohsi & Link are after each other. Link-- is he going to charge up that sword?! Ryan: Yoshi stopped him with a Surf attack! (A in the air) Jeff: COWABUNGA!!! HEY!!! Link: (grabs Yoshi with a pissed face) Ryan: Link is holding Yoshi by the head! Jeff: NO! (crowd boos very loud at Link) Ryan: Link threw Yoshi out of the ring! Yoshi is eliminated out of the match! Jeff: You suck, Link!!! Yoshi is all done in this match now! He lost! Ryan: It's now between Link and Donkey Kong. One must win by pinfall now. (crowd chants for DK) Jeff: Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong! I like chanting with the people! Go, DK! Link with that dumb Wild Ride attack! Ryan: DK got up quickly. He hasn't taken many hits in this match so far. Low Blow on Link! (crowd goes "Ooh!") Jeff: This is a rematch from last month! Link sent DK flying! And here is Link pinning DK! It could be over here! Crowd: 1! 2! (DK kicks out) Ryan: Not over yet. Jeff: If SSB was a RPG game, DK would have huge HP! Ryan: Link threw his boomerang at DK! DK is dazed on his feet! Jeff: Link's holding his sword with both hands! What's he going to do here?! Ryan: He's going to swing it at him! Here it comes! Jeff: NO!!! (LINK HITS DK RIGHT IN THE NECK REALLY HARD! THE CROWD GOES WILD!) Ryan: OH MY GOD!!! DK'S SERIOUSLY HURT!!! I THINK LINK BROKE HIS NECK!!! (When I paused the game when Link hit DK with the boomerang, DK's head was backwards! That's why I made his neck break) Jeff: DK's down, holding on to his neck! You damn right he broke his neck! Ryan: There is no way DK can win with a broken neck! Jeff: Link definitly has him beat! If Yoshi can't wrestle in this anymore and if DK broke his neck, then Link has this one won! Link's gonna retain his title! Ryan: DK rams into a wall, Link slices him and-- Jeff: WHOA! DK GOES FLYING! Ryan: Link is taunting him! DK's is still down, holding on to his neck! Jeff: If the match doesn't end soon, DK's head will get chopped off! Ryan: That won't happen. Jeff: HERE COMES THE FINAL BLOW!!! Ryan: SPINNING SLASH!!! IT'S GOTTA BE OVER RIGHT HERE! Link with the pin! Jeff: And.............. Crowd: 1....2....3! Jeff: It's over! Link is still the champ! (crowd boos) Michael Buffer: Here is your winner and still the SSB Champion, Link! Link: Whoo! I got a real charge out of that! Jeff: Link sure has a point there! Ryan: Ladies and gentlemen, Donkey Kong is being carried away to an ambulance. We'll find out what is the injury on him. Jeff: That entire match was nothing but a 1-sided match! Ryan: Link has shown his true colors in this match. Yoshi is fine but DK is injured seriously. Jeff: I gotta see Mario about this! (leaves) Ryan: ............Coming up, on our next Pay Per View is the first Pay Per View of 2002, New Year's Worst Nightmare! Jeff: I'm back. Ryan: That was quick, Jeff. Jeff: I heard that DK suffered a neck injury and should be back by about February 2002. It's not that bad of a neck injury. Not as big. Ryan: Well we are out of time. We wish you all that you have the best Christmas of all Christmases! And a Happy New Year! SEE YOU ALL & HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Jeff: *We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, AND A HAPPY NEW YEEEEAAAAAR!!!!!* Ryan: You are one crazy man, Jeff! (Holiday Havoc signs off.) |
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