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| 10:20AM FIREWORKS FIGHT MAIN EVENT-LINK VS Mike Buffer: And now...it's time for your SSB Fireworks Fight Main Event! Today...an SSB Championship match for the SSB Champion Belt! Are you ready?! (crowd cheers loudly!) And now...ladies and gentlemen...llllllllllllLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE!!! (crowd cheers really loud!) (NWO Music plays) Mike Buffer: First up...from Kokiri Forest, he is 1/3 of the NWO and is the Super Smash Bros Champion, Link! (crowd boos at Link) Jeff: Link's got something to say before Donkey Kong comes out! Link: Donkey Kong....today will be the worst 4th of July you will ever have! (crowd boos).....How dare you hospitalize my best friend Fox McCloud, causing me to have no Tag Team Partener on Summer Slamfest! Get ready for your worst day ever! (N64 San Francisco Rush "Zethno" theme plays as the crowd is cheering very loud!) Mike Buffer: And his opponent...from Congo Bongo Island, weighing about 235 pounds, Donkey Kong! (crowd is still cheering!) Jeff: Alright! Link vs DK! The title is on the line! (The Bell Rings!) Link: (throws DK) Get out of my way! Ryan: There are no hardcore weapons in this match! Jeff: Oh yeah! DK Combo by DK! (Down+B on the N64) I think we'll have a new champion today! Ryan: This could be a major upset for Link! And you could win this match by knocking your opponent out of the ring or you can win by pinfall! Jeff: Link throws his boomerang at DK. Ryan: There's DK's Setup Punch! (Forward,A on the N64) He always Setup punches his opponent just before the Wind-Up Punch! Jeff: Spinning Slash by DK! I MEAN LINK!!! Ryan: Yeah, like DK actually has a sword! Jeff: DK gets up slowly and--YEAH!!! (crowd cheers loudly!) DK threw Link hard! Ryan: Another Spinning Slash by Link! AND ANOTHER! The crowd is now booing at Link now! Jeff: I still can't believe that back in August 1999, Link had turned his back on his fans! Link and DK are attacking each other! SLAMDUNK BY DK! (crowd is cheering!) Ryan: But Link gets back up and gives DK a Wild Ride! (A+Down in the air, on the N64) Link is now pinning DK! 1...2.(DK kicks out) An early 2-count from Link! Jeff: They both hit the acid! Now Link its the acid! And again! We could have a new champion! Ryan: But Link gets back in the ring and again does the Wild Ride on DK! Link: Get otta here! (slashes DK) Jeff: There's an Enziguri from Link-- and he hits the acid again! Ryan: They are both flying from the acid! Who will win?! Link: (hits the acid again) AAAHH!! Jeff: Dropkick by DK! AND LINK HITS THE ACID AGAIN! GOODBYE! Link: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Jeff: Wait a minute! Link fell back in the ring! He's not done yet! Ryan: Link is completely out. He getting up, dazed! I think we are about to see... Jeff: YES!!! THE WIND-UP PUNCH IS COMING!!!!! DK IS WINDING HIS ARM! (crowd is cheering very loud!!!) IT'S COMING! THE WIND-UP PUNCH! Ryan: HERE WE GO! The Setup Punch and...YES!!! DK GOT HIM!!! HE GOT LINK!!! (CROWD IS CHEERING VERY LOUD!!!) Jeff: PIN HIM, DK! PIN HIM!!! YES! DK IS GOING FOR THE PIN!!! Ryan: 1!.....2!......3! Jeff: IT'S A NEW CHAMPION!!! (the crowd is cheering as loud as possible!!!) Mike Buffer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW SUPER SMASH BROS CHAMPION, DONKEY KONG!!! Jeff: YES! DONKEY KONG IS THE SSB CHAMPION!!! Ryan: HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO WIN IT AND HE DID!!! LINK HAS BEEN THE SSB CHAMPION EVER SINCE APRIL AND HE LOST!!! Jeff: WAIT A MINUTE! IT'S CAPTAIN FALCON! He's going to attack DK with a steel chair! ...Wait a minute! DK took the steel chair out of his hands! HE WIND-UP PUNCHED HIM!!! Both members of the NWO are outcold in the middle of the ring! Donkey Kong is now leaving with the SSB Champion Belt! Ryan: Well, we are out of time! Can you imagine what SSB Melee will be like?! Well, the next Pay Per Vew is the 2nd Biggest Pay Per View of the year, right behind Memorial Civil War! It is on August 8th! I'm Ryan from Ryan's Huge N64 Site, signing off! Jeff: Say Ryan? How about tonight we party on and watch Independence Day or set off Fireworks or something? Ryan: Alright let's go! (Ryan & Jeff leave as Fireworks Fight signs off.) Injury List Fox McCloud |
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